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Surprise, surprise. Just as we'd always assumed, dudes like sex more than chicks. However, now there is scientific evidence to prove its true. And no, your tally marks on your bed post of how many times your lady has denied you don't count as "scientific evidence." A new book has just come out by Dr. …

In order to better serve you, our loyal BCU readers, we frequently check to see which search terms are bringing new readers to the site. They nearly always consist of "booty call," "hot women," and "onlinebootycall." However, every once in a while comes a gem that makes the staff giggle like school girls. Here are …

Who knew! Booty call tunes aren't limited to hip hop and pop music! We could be wrong, but judging by the lyrics of the Lady Antelbellum hit "Need You Now": "It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I …

You can always count on gossip site TMZ to catch some golden celebrity moments to over-analyze and assume things about. Exhibit A, above: 300 star Gerard Butler getting a bit cozy with his Bounty Hunter co-star Jennifer Aniston's booty. But with a derriere like that, who wouldn't want a piece?

Somebody in the UK seriously loves their dildos!! An anonymous bidder (surprise, surprise) paid a whopping £3,600 (over $5 grand) for a pair of wooden phallus-shaped carvings that apparently date back to the 1700s. One is 10 inches long and the other is 11, not including the testicles. Although we'd rather not picture what this …

The amazing banana. High in potassium, delicious on cereal, and hilariously similar-looking to the penis. These were the only joys of the banana, up until recent study that may show bananas can help prevent HIV! A recent study reported on by the Montreal Gazette shows that a chemical in bananas has been as potent at …

It's the news headline everyone's been waiting for... John Edwards, two time failed presidential nominee, has a sex tape. Edwards' mistress is suing his former aide for the return of videos and photographs which depict "matters of a private and personal nature." Which in lawyer-speak probably means dirty, raunchy sex. This comes on the heels …

Despite rumors that she and 300 star Gerard Butler are dating, it looks as though Jennifer Aniston has no plans to settle down in the near future. She has shared some of the details of the renovation of her home in Beverly Hills, from replacing the men's side of her bathroom with a spa-bath and …

If you saw porn stars Julie Meadows and Nicki Hunter sharing a mic on stage at a dive bar, harmonizing to "Love Thing", you might think it was a set up for a particularly raunchy video. The truth is, you just have a dirty mind. It's actually just another Tuesday night at Sardo's Grill and …