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WiiFit Injury Makes Woman A Sex Addict

Aw man, this is an injury we wouldn't mind getting! The latest in a recent trend of WiiFit accidents, Manchester resident Amanda Flowers has recently come out saying a fall off of her WiiFit balance board has caused her to become a "sex addict," saying that even the slightest vibrations cause her to get "turned …
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The Coachella 2010 Experience

This post should have been written, approved, and posted at least two days ago, but unfortunately the brain power of yours truly has just recently regained full power since this past weekend. So now, here goes... The Coachella Valley Music and Art Festival occurs every year in the third weekend of April in Indio, CA. …
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Porn For The Blind

If you thought the blind must be missing out on the glorious joy that is pornography, you're actually amazingly wrong. Enter Lisa J. Murphy, the world first porn creator specifically for the visually impaired. She created the book "Tactile Mind," which features 2-D touchable sculptures of human genitalia and other parts, accompanied by Braille descriptions …
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Sexual Activity

Remember a couple years ago when that movie Paranormal Activity came out? I do, because I watched 10 minutes of it, started to cry, and then had 4 months worth of nightmares. I should have known that if the original Casper cartoon gave me the creeps, perhaps watching an eerily realistic horror movie about demons …
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Workers Strike Over Ban on Drinking

Let's hope your favorite brew isn't Danish beer Carlsberg, because you won't be getting any shipments of it anytime soon. The workers of the brewery in Denmark are on strike... can you guess what for? a) Unsafe working conditions b) Unfair wages c) Only being allowed 3 beers per day, during their lunch break, and …
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Men Are 2.5 Times Hornier Than Women

Surprise, surprise. Just as we'd always assumed, dudes like sex more than chicks. However, now there is scientific evidence to prove its true. And no, your tally marks on your bed post of how many times your lady has denied you don't count as "scientific evidence." A new book has just come out by Dr. …
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The Best BCU Search Terms

In order to better serve you, our loyal BCU readers, we frequently check to see which search terms are bringing new readers to the site. They nearly always consist of "booty call," "hot women," and "onlinebootycall." However, every once in a while comes a gem that makes the staff giggle like school girls. Here are …
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Country Music Booty Call

Who knew! Booty call tunes aren't limited to hip hop and pop music! We could be wrong, but judging by the lyrics of the Lady Antelbellum hit "Need You Now": "It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I …
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Greatest Web April Fools Jokes

I'm gullible. Like, really, seriously, gullible. Like when a fellow BCU staffer told me that Google docs runs slow on my Chrome browser, I responded with a dramatic, "REALLY?" Until they laughed and said, "No, you idiot. Chrome is made by Google. " So comes April Fools day. I wake up every year, prepared for …
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Jennifer Aniston Gets Butlered

You can always count on gossip site TMZ to catch some golden celebrity moments to over-analyze and assume things about. Exhibit A, above: 300 star Gerard Butler getting a bit cozy with his Bounty Hunter co-star Jennifer Aniston's booty. But with a derriere like that, who wouldn't want a piece?
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