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After nearly 30 weeks of TestiMOANial Tuesdays, OnlineBootyCall got a little press about the matchmaking service we didn't know we ran! We were just as surprised as you might have been that a website like OBC would help people find more than just booty calls, it helps them find love! With countless romantic stories (and …

You know what's obnoxious? When you're doing some online shopping for, oh, I don't know, Belgian waffle irons because damnit you love Belgian waffles and you deserve to eat them everyday, and then BAM, on the side of the screen some cheesy ass dating site ad pops up that's like, "this ridiculously hot 18 year …

Sometimes things are just not as they seem. Bugs camouflage themselves to look like birds, crazy street art makes you feel like you're falling off a cliff, and a website with the name OnlineBootyCall finds love (and sometimes even marriage) for its members every single day. This is the 27th week of testiMOANial Tuesdays, and …

In the wake of the Heidi Klum Seal Divorce Story That Rocked the World to Its Core Oh My God, it wouldn't surprise me if many people began to question the merits of relationships completely. However, maybe it's instead just time for us to find NEW ways to find love, instead of expecting some fairy …

After the SMH-ness of that last post, I feel like we need a little somethin' to cleanse our palates, don't you think? Something that will maybe make you believe again in real love - not the bullsh*t you see on primetime dating shows? Don't worry - OBC has you covered. Although a lot of people …

Isn't it sad that the holidays are over? Those two weeks when you have the inalienable right to be gluttonous and drunk and sleepy all the time are OVER, and now it's The New Year and people are making "resolutions" and "eating healthier" and "being less lazy" and that sounds TERRIBLE to me. I would …

With all the crummy celebrity marriages and divorces popping up like acne on the back of America, it's not surprising that people are steering away from the old-fashioned way of finding a mate and looking for new ways to find love. This week, we have two testimonials... one from the site that's a little bit …

It's the holiday season and a lot of people are starting to feel lonely. It's only natural, and even people who love being single feel a sting when they see couples holding hands and cuddling by a Christmas tree. You might think that OBC is only a place to meet casual hookups and hot booty …

So, as you probably noticed, the blog had some, er, "technical difficulties" yesterday, which roughly translates to "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON WHY CAN'T I FIX THIS!?!??!?!" Luckily, we were able to salvage the remains of the site and get it up and running last night, but we never got …