Stories

Independence Day is nearly upon us, and it's a great time to be thankful for all that we have here in America, like KFC Double Downs and crippling debt the right to free speech and the joy of a (basically) religion-free government. Because of those freedoms, sites like our very own OBC are allowed to …

Do you ever wake up sometimes, and roll over and see that it's time to wake up, and think, "GOD I wish I could just lay here in bed all day, alternating sleeping and watching TV, and maybe getting up to pee or have a bowl of cereal, but that's it." Today was one of …

When people take to Twitter late at night after seeing one of our many commercials, the most commonly used phrase is one I had to look up: "SMH." It doesn't mean "so many hotties!" as I assumed, but instead means, "shaking my head," as in disbelief or shock. We always find this to be so …

Woof. Late start, everyone. Did you know that people still get the flu in the summer? I was under the impression that the flu only existed during the miserable months of winter, BUT APPARENTLY NOT. Thanks to modern medicine, though, I'm back just in time to bring you today's TestiMOANials - featuring a happy couple …

Sometimes, after a holiday weekend, a blogger forgets what day it is. Let's not assume which blogger I'm talking about, but suffice it to say that sometimes they sit down at the computer and think it's a Monday instead of Tuesday, and then they forget to write the TestiMOANial Tuesday post, probably because their tummy …

One of my favorite things in the world (behind Trader Joe's brand cheese curls, Avery White Rascal beer, and watching people trip over curbs) is showing up to a bar just before closing time, completely sober. It is one of the funniest things a person can witness, because you get to see human beings fall …

In the wake of that awful passive-aggressive text from earlier, it's easy to become jaded about the idea of finding love. And being that you're reading the blog of OnlineBootyCall.com, it's likely that you aren't even LOOKING for love in the first place. Still, though, you've got to admit that finding that butterflies-in-your-stomach, maybe-you're-The-One, I'm-in-L-O-V-E …

Man, 2012 is just chugging right along, isn't it? It's so confusing to me how weekdays can drag on like they will never end, but then POOF BANG BOOM it's already May, and our 41st edition of TestiMOANial Tuesdays. This week, we're lucky to have a guy who met someone special on OBC, and decided …

Today marks the 40th consecutive week of TestiMOANial Tuesdays, a feat that we think, if anything, shows that traditional dating sites aren't the only right way to meet a friend, lover, or companion online. Although dating sites like eHarmony and Match promise to find you your soul mate, we have found that the "unexpected" romance …

The weather is strange in San Diego today. The winds are blowing but the air is warm, there are dark clouds rolling in but it's not cold out. That means a storm is on the horizon. I don't know about you, but springtime showers are the ultimate mood enhancer, if-you-know-what-I-mean. And it appears that it …