Stories

One of my favorite things in the world (behind Trader Joe's brand cheese curls, Avery White Rascal beer, and watching people trip over curbs) is showing up to a bar just before closing time, completely sober. It is one of the funniest things a person can witness, because you get to see human beings fall …

In the wake of that awful passive-aggressive text from earlier, it's easy to become jaded about the idea of finding love. And being that you're reading the blog of OnlineBootyCall.com, it's likely that you aren't even LOOKING for love in the first place. Still, though, you've got to admit that finding that butterflies-in-your-stomach, maybe-you're-The-One, I'm-in-L-O-V-E …

Man, 2012 is just chugging right along, isn't it? It's so confusing to me how weekdays can drag on like they will never end, but then POOF BANG BOOM it's already May, and our 41st edition of TestiMOANial Tuesdays. This week, we're lucky to have a guy who met someone special on OBC, and decided …

Today marks the 40th consecutive week of TestiMOANial Tuesdays, a feat that we think, if anything, shows that traditional dating sites aren't the only right way to meet a friend, lover, or companion online. Although dating sites like eHarmony and Match promise to find you your soul mate, we have found that the "unexpected" romance …

The weather is strange in San Diego today. The winds are blowing but the air is warm, there are dark clouds rolling in but it's not cold out. That means a storm is on the horizon. I don't know about you, but springtime showers are the ultimate mood enhancer, if-you-know-what-I-mean. And it appears that it …

The last 30-odd weeks of TestiMOANial Tuesday posts have been heart-warming and unexpected romances being born from hot hookups, and we are, of course, always excited to see monogamous relationships bloom. However, as a website called OnlineBootyCall.com, we're also A-OK with less-conventional relationships too! This one, for example. Here is my story: my hub has …

Whenever I'm planning the week's posts for the blog, I tend to mark one as "#TTuesday" to remind me to write the TestiMOANial Tuesday post. However, I realized last night that that could stand for a number of things, including "Taco Tuesday." Ever heard of it? No? It might be a San Diego thing, for …

DEAR GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY APRIL?!?!?!? I'm starting to get nervous that I won't get everything done that's on my End Of The World Bucket List. I haven't finished planting my vegetable garden yet, and I still have to yet to meet and seduce Ryan Gosling. I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER. There …

It's the beginning of Spring, a time when many old-fashioned types would say "love is in the air!" Certainly the movie Bambi, which I can't even think about without tearing up a little bit (POOR BAMBI'S MOM), showed that the blooming flowers and warmer air promotes feelings of attraction and intrigue. However, we at OBC …

If there is one thing we've been shocked to see in the past 35 weeks (holy crap!) of testiMOANials, it's that almost 100% of them have ended in long-term, fulfilling relationships. While critics of our site tend to believe that OBC is nothing but a seedy street corner with dudes trying to get a cheap …