Stories

It's almost here, you guys. The day we've all been waiting for. That's right: December 21, 2012, The Mayan Predicted End Of the World. The day when, in my imagination, the sun blows up, leaving the Earth a veritable, frozen wasteland full of slowly dying human beings being over-taken by cold-blooded reptiles eating their stomachs …

This Tuesday might be the most important in the last four years, but every Tuesday for the past year and three months has been important to us at OBC because we've gotten to share our favorite testimonials from members who are leaving the site because their booty call became a monogamous relationship. Although we shed …

We're back with a brand new testiMOANial this week that we're bummed didn't show up last week because it probably would have won every single Best-of TestiMOANial Award we offered. The excitement, passion, and romance exuded from this testimonial is just the best, and we truly believe that everyone on OBC can have the same …

After that little bit of heart-wrenching news from this morning, you might be needing an afternoon pick-me-up. Like a 5-hour energy, except for your poor little bruised heart*. Luckily, it's Tuesday, which means we have just the remedy. Two brand new testiMOANials from members who found more than just a booty call at OBC. Unlike …

Woo hoo! Another Tuesday at the OBC offices can mean only one thing - beer at lunch! testiMOANial time! This week we have one of our favorite, most quintessential testimonials ever, and a couple simple ones that make us smile nonetheless. From our slightly tipsy offices to yours, here are this week's member testimonials! "I …

Sometimes the world needs less talk. Like, have you ever been at a Denny's at 2am after working all night, and then seen a high school theatre group show up after a performance? You sure wish they'd keep it down. Or have you ever walked behind two women who are talking shit about their friend …

When we imagine what Club OBC would be like in real life, we imagine a dark, sexy club, where people are laughing, having fun, dancing, and gettin' cozy in the corner. What we never imagined when OBC was born, was the wide age range of our clubbers. There are college-aged kids looking for a fun …

When checking up on the OBC buzz on Twitter, we are bombarded mostly by comments from women, saying how shocked and grossed out they are by the idea of a website called OnlineBootyCall. They liken it to buying a hooker, say they can't believe a site like this is real, and even go so far …

It's a weird day in San Diego. The weather is warm and muggy, but it's cloudy and raining a little bit. This is what I imagine it's like to live in Florida, except we have fewer cannibalistic maulings and people stealing from girl scouts. Needless to say, a day like this makes me want to …

Some days are better than others. Sometimes, you wake up without the alarm, and you have just exactly enough cereal and milk, and your coffee comes out way better than usually and even though you just woke up, you don't look like a zombie hockey player. Other days, you get food poisoning and then when …