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TestiMOANial Tuesday

Tuesday! Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday! You know a thing is boring when the only descriptive word you can find for it is the name of the thing itself. It's like soup, or the color grey. Very soupy, very greyish. However, we at OBC are able to make the best of a boring, miserable day like Tuesday …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

Remember last week, when a member who's been gone for TWO YEARS e-mailed us to share her success story? Didn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? Us too! This week we're back to our usual dose of members who we're sad to see go, but are happy to learn they've found "The …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

Every week, when we check for testimonials, I assume there won't be any. "No WAY there could possibly be MORE!" is the general idea, because HOLY CRAP these things never stop! But, like clockwork, there are always at least 2 or 3 new couples finding love on OBC every single week. We're been doing this …
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Cop Fired for Having a Booty Call With Inmate's Wife

Turns out, it's not just criminals that are idiots, the cops are too! According to Orlando Sentinel (of course this happened in Florida. OF COURSE), a Port St. Lucie police officer has been officially fired after his superiors learned he'd had a booty call, while on duty, with the wife of an inmate in the …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

Well now, here's an interesting topic we've not talked about before - booty calling - with kids. Wait, that came out wrong. Let's try this again: "booty calling - when YOU HAVE kids!" Whew. You can go away now, Chris Hansen. In 2013, it's not unusual to be separated, divorced, or even never-actually-together with the …
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TestiMOANial BEST-OF AWARDS!

Today is the 75th anniversary of TestiMOANial Tuesdays. Hooray, we made it! We should go out for a fancy dinner somewhere but split the bill because we are both consenting adults who don't need to abide by traditional gender roles! Just kidding. We are excited to celebrate 75 weeks of testimonials - some that made …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

When people see our commercials on the late-night TV circuit, they often think we are a creepy website dedicated to pervy weirdos who can't get laid. Contrary to all those misguided opinions, our site is actually a place where people can casually chat, date, and get to know each other, without promising marriage or throwing …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

It's the Tuesday before Valentine's Day, and we at OBC got in the sappy spirit by going through some of our favorite testiMOANials from the past year - the ones that make us feel all warm and gooey inside. Like a Samoa Girl Scout cookie (can you tell we have the mid-day munchies?). Whether our …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

Since it's February, month of l-o-v-e, we imagine we'll start to see quite a few relationships blossom on OBC. We, of course, are always excited about this - ain't nothin' better than a hot booty call that turned into something more. However, we hope that it's because couples genuinely like each other, and not because …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

If you've been paying attention to the news, you've probably heard that a flu bug the likes of which America has rarely seen has hit the states. Elderly folks and children are dying, and a normal trip to the grocery store has now become a mission to try and avoid peoples' nasty-ass hacking coughs while …
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