Stories

They say that the first years of marriage are the most trying time in your relationship. After the honeymoon phase, it's like, "uh... what's next?" Such is not the case with our own relationship with our weekly testiMOANials - one year has passed and we're just as excited as we were on day one to …

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WAVE THE BANNERS! STRIKE UP THE BAND! CHEERS YOUR DRINKS! WE DID IT! 52 weeks later (okay fine, 53, but last week I was MIA), we have officially gathered an entire YEAR's worth of testiMOANials - stories from members who left OBC not in mourning, but in celebration that they met someone (or many …

As Sally O'Malley once said (and kicked, and punched, and kicked) I'M FIFTY! That's right, our weekly TestiMOANial Tuesday installments turn 50 weeks old today, and we couldn't be prouder of our many wonderful members who came looking for fun and left with a monogamous relationship. Of course, this dating site wasn't made specifically to …

So, as it turns out, becoming an Olympian has more perks than just becoming famous, idolized, and athletically superior to 99% of the world. It also means you get to take part in the world's craziest adrenaline-fueled orgy. But never fear... if you're like me and your most agile move is bolting for the remote …

After the heart-wrenching couple minutes that was watching Frank Ocean's performance on Late Night, I feel lucky that today is Tuesday and we get a big ol' spoonful of testiMOANials to help the depression go down. This week's testimonials range from the romantic (soul mates? Awww) to the casual (we'll see you back here soon, …

Independence Day is nearly upon us, and it's a great time to be thankful for all that we have here in America, like KFC Double Downs and crippling debt the right to free speech and the joy of a (basically) religion-free government. Because of those freedoms, sites like our very own OBC are allowed to …

Do you ever wake up sometimes, and roll over and see that it's time to wake up, and think, "GOD I wish I could just lay here in bed all day, alternating sleeping and watching TV, and maybe getting up to pee or have a bowl of cereal, but that's it." Today was one of …

When people take to Twitter late at night after seeing one of our many commercials, the most commonly used phrase is one I had to look up: "SMH." It doesn't mean "so many hotties!" as I assumed, but instead means, "shaking my head," as in disbelief or shock. We always find this to be so …

Woof. Late start, everyone. Did you know that people still get the flu in the summer? I was under the impression that the flu only existed during the miserable months of winter, BUT APPARENTLY NOT. Thanks to modern medicine, though, I'm back just in time to bring you today's TestiMOANials - featuring a happy couple …

Sometimes, after a holiday weekend, a blogger forgets what day it is. Let's not assume which blogger I'm talking about, but suffice it to say that sometimes they sit down at the computer and think it's a Monday instead of Tuesday, and then they forget to write the TestiMOANial Tuesday post, probably because their tummy …