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Sometimes the world needs less talk. Like, have you ever been at a Denny's at 2am after working all night, and then seen a high school theatre group show up after a performance? You sure wish they'd keep it down. Or have you ever walked behind two women who are talking shit about their friend …

When we imagine what Club OBC would be like in real life, we imagine a dark, sexy club, where people are laughing, having fun, dancing, and gettin' cozy in the corner. What we never imagined when OBC was born, was the wide age range of our clubbers. There are college-aged kids looking for a fun …

When checking up on the OBC buzz on Twitter, we are bombarded mostly by comments from women, saying how shocked and grossed out they are by the idea of a website called OnlineBootyCall. They liken it to buying a hooker, say they can't believe a site like this is real, and even go so far …

It's a weird day in San Diego. The weather is warm and muggy, but it's cloudy and raining a little bit. This is what I imagine it's like to live in Florida, except we have fewer cannibalistic maulings and people stealing from girl scouts. Needless to say, a day like this makes me want to …

Some days are better than others. Sometimes, you wake up without the alarm, and you have just exactly enough cereal and milk, and your coffee comes out way better than usually and even though you just woke up, you don't look like a zombie hockey player. Other days, you get food poisoning and then when …

They say that the first years of marriage are the most trying time in your relationship. After the honeymoon phase, it's like, "uh... what's next?" Such is not the case with our own relationship with our weekly testiMOANials - one year has passed and we're just as excited as we were on day one to …

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WAVE THE BANNERS! STRIKE UP THE BAND! CHEERS YOUR DRINKS! WE DID IT! 52 weeks later (okay fine, 53, but last week I was MIA), we have officially gathered an entire YEAR's worth of testiMOANials - stories from members who left OBC not in mourning, but in celebration that they met someone (or many …

As Sally O'Malley once said (and kicked, and punched, and kicked) I'M FIFTY! That's right, our weekly TestiMOANial Tuesday installments turn 50 weeks old today, and we couldn't be prouder of our many wonderful members who came looking for fun and left with a monogamous relationship. Of course, this dating site wasn't made specifically to …

So, as it turns out, becoming an Olympian has more perks than just becoming famous, idolized, and athletically superior to 99% of the world. It also means you get to take part in the world's craziest adrenaline-fueled orgy. But never fear... if you're like me and your most agile move is bolting for the remote …

After the heart-wrenching couple minutes that was watching Frank Ocean's performance on Late Night, I feel lucky that today is Tuesday and we get a big ol' spoonful of testiMOANials to help the depression go down. This week's testimonials range from the romantic (soul mates? Awww) to the casual (we'll see you back here soon, …