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TestiMOANial Tuesday

The last 30-odd weeks of TestiMOANial Tuesday posts have been heart-warming and unexpected romances being born from hot hookups, and we are, of course, always excited to see monogamous relationships bloom. However, as a website called OnlineBootyCall.com, we're also A-OK with less-conventional relationships too! This one, for example. Here is my story: my hub has …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

Whenever I'm planning the week's posts for the blog, I tend to mark one as "#TTuesday" to remind me to write the TestiMOANial Tuesday post. However, I realized last night that that could stand for a number of things, including "Taco Tuesday." Ever heard of it? No? It might be a San Diego thing, for …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

DEAR GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY APRIL?!?!?!? I'm starting to get nervous that I won't get everything done that's on my End Of The World Bucket List. I haven't finished planting my vegetable garden yet, and I still have to yet to meet and seduce Ryan Gosling. I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER. There …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

It's the beginning of Spring, a time when many old-fashioned types would say "love is in the air!" Certainly the movie Bambi, which I can't even think about without tearing up a little bit (POOR BAMBI'S MOM), showed that the blooming flowers and warmer air promotes feelings of attraction and intrigue. However, we at OBC …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

If there is one thing we've been shocked to see in the past 35 weeks (holy crap!) of testiMOANials, it's that almost 100% of them have ended in long-term, fulfilling relationships. While critics of our site tend to believe that OBC is nothing but a seedy street corner with dudes trying to get a cheap …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

After a week of disastrous marriages (think Dennis Quaid and this twice-mistress), it seems a good time to remind our readers that yes, LOVE DOES EXIST OUT THERE, and we aren't opposed to it. We just believe that people should start looking for love in new ways. Instead of thinking that the steps have to …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

There are many things in life that are short but sweet: a run-in with a friend you haven't seen in ages, a hilarious episode of your favorite TV show, an awesome one-night stand, your daily allotted Thin Mint cookie because you've really been putting a lot of weight on recently and Spring is nearly here …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

It's that time of week again, where we learn of folks who became more than friends. They thought they'd only meet booty calls, but instead found friendship, love, and all! While other sites promise marriage and don't succeed, these testiMOANials prove OBC is the best, indeed! "I met a special person who was interested in …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

Sometimes a person, and I won't say who, forgets that it's a three-day weekend and therefore forgets that Tuesday is the first day of the week and THEREFORE forgets to post the weekkly testiMOANials. Sometimes that just happens and that person is very sorry that they forgot but they realize their mistake so you shouldn't …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

After last week's publicity surrounding our weekly testiMOANials, it's not much of a surprise that this week we had more than ever! And on Valentine's Day, no less? It's fate - the world needed to know how many people are finding love (and awesome booty) on OBC! Check out this week's testimonials and if you …
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