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Everyone from club goers to old people to NFL stars to the First Lady herself knew the 'Teach Me How to Dougie' dance and its song's catchy chorus, so it's with a sad heart that we report singer Montae Talbert, aka MBone of Cali Swag District is dead at the young age of 22. Although …
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IS IT RACIST? Sarah Palin vs Common
You know, I hate to be the person that pulls the race card all the time. I totally consider myself to be an open-minded individual who understands that human beings are fallible, and there are coincidences, and not EVERYTHING is about race, but it's really hard not to when people still put monkey faces on …
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Obama Releases Birth Certificate, Donald Trump Ruins It
In a moment which should have been a victory for everyone in the nation who isn't a racist a**hole, President Obama pulled some strings with the Hawaiian government, thus allowing the long form of his birth certificate to be released this morning. It will most likely be the talk of all major news corps for …
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USC Student Goes at it on the Roof!
In what is simultaneously awesome and sorta kinda douche-ville, we recently learned of a viral story about a USC Kappa Sigma member who was photographed having VERY public sex. As in, "on the edge at the top of the highest building on campus during a massive sorority philanthropy event in broad daylight" public.The nameless college …
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Massive Earthquake in Japan
Being that this blog is generally centered around sex and celeb gossip and the occasional poop joke, you might not take us very seriously when it comes to real, hard-hitting news. However, in my year or so writing for BCU we have experiences a handful of undeniably terrifying natural disasters including the 2010 Haiti and …
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Black People Told to "Behave" at Tyler Perry Movie
There is a "stereotype" that African-American movie-goers tend to be more "vocal" during their film-watching experience. That if you were to say, check out a horror film, that the African-American portion of the crowd might be more likely to voice any particular moment of fear, shock, or amazement that the white viewers in the audience. …
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Men Can't Learn from Hot Chicks
Guess what's BACK, everyone! It's Obviously Obvious News, straight from channel obvious in Obviousville! According to a very scientific and most likely extremely expensive study, two researchers from Indiana University learned that when men are explained something by a hot girl, they don't remember it as well. After having men watch a sexualized news anchor …
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Notorious B.I.G Murder Case 'Reinvigorated'
Having just finished the biopic Notorious a couple days ago, I realized that I never really took that big of an interest in the whole Biggie Smalls/Tupac Shakur murder saga that overwhelmed the 90s. It could be because I spent most of that decade under the age of ten and was too busy making sure …
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Julian Assange Looking for a Booty Call?
Twitter is ablaze today with news that someone unearthed an interesting new aspect of Wikileaks' founder Julian Assange's past life. The Australian, who is currently in prison with no chance of bail for "sexual assault" (air quoting real hard over here) apparently had an online dating adventure about three to four years back on the …
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BREAKING NEWS: Ochocinco Getting Married
Dearest friends and family, we gather here today to mourn the loss of a great and noble singleton. Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson, football player, reality television star, friend. Although we may now witness him moving onto the next part of his journey, the journey of death marital bliss with model and VH1 star Evelyn Lozada, we …
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