They Say Women Cant Drive…
But what they forgot to say is that they* are impatient b*tches who endanger peoples’ lives to save themselves five minutes. * – not all women, just these two.
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Jessica Simpson: Boner Killer
Look, I totally agree that pregnant women are beautiful, amazing works of nature. They aren’t gross or unsexy or anything like that, in fact a woman about to pop is about as close as witnessing creation as you can get (unless you’re in the delivery room, in which case NO THANKS, SORRY). However, this video […]
The Real Meaning of MPH
GENIUS ALERT. GENIUS ALERT. I REPEAT, THERE IS A GENIUS ON THE LOOSE. BEWARE OF TRUTH BOMBS.
Quite Possibly the Best Typo on Twitter Ever
ABC 7 News later redacted and corrected the error, not that it matters. TRIPLE CHECK YOUR TWEETS, ABC!
This Woman is in Love with The Statue of Liberty
I’ll be honest: i f***ing LOVE my Snuggie. I know it’s a total gag gift, and when I received three of them from family members a couple years ago for Christmas, I should have laughed it off and donated them to charity. But instead I gave two away as re-gifts and held onto the bright […]
Most WTF BCU Search Terms
Gosh, it’s been so long since we’ve gotten a cringe-worthy dose of WTF BCU search terms (6 months, in fact!). It appeared for quite some time that you people had calmed down and decided not to give me a case of the creeps, but of course that couldn’t last forever! Here are some of the […]
Woman Addicted to Growing Her Toenails
LUNCH BREAK, everyone! And by lunch break I mean stop eating lunch because OH MY GOD YOU’RE ABOUT TO THROW UP FOR SURE. (note: I am aware that I probably should rename this blog “The Official Advertisement Blog for TLC’s Strange Addiction”, but I can’t help sharing the ridiculous promos for this show. From the […]
Crazy Baby Swinging Woman is Back
Sometimes I get nervous walking near the china and glass area of department stores because I am scared I’ll get an irrepressible urge to knock everything off the shelves. The same fear happens near cliff edges, because what if I get the desire to fling myself off into the abyss?! And then I’m like, WHAT […]
Is Ben and Jerry’s Linsanity Ice Cream Racist?
Well, it looks like Ben and Jerry’s ice cream company has decided to jump on the recent racism trend that has exploded since the success of Knicks star Jeremy Lin. According to Gothamist, the Vermont-based company created a new flavor of ice cream called “Taste the Lin-sanity,” which in it’s first batch included PIECES OF […]
Dumb Criminal Alert
Helpful hint to anyone planning on rioting, vandalizing, and setting fire to things: don’t have a distinct facial feature that will get you caught, like say, TOTALLY OBVIOUS CROSSED EYES. According to the Daily Mail, 23-year-old Andrew Burls participated in the London rioting this past August has been arrested and jailed for setting fire to […]