WTF
We've talked before about the excitement, fun, and thrill of a gettin' down in public. Not like, at a beach in front of children, and maybe not on the roof of your college, but sure, your car on a darkened street, or at a lake in the sand before dawn. It's fun! It's sexy! It's …
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HOORAY! CSI: Vagina is Back!
Way, way, WAY back in 2011, we were super excited and simultaneously very grossed out when we heard the new crime trend: hiding things in your vagina. This came on the heels of the much more dangerous (and way less funny) practice of brawling in public, although a majority of its users DID still live …
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THIS IS HOW I FEEL THIS MORNING
UGH. WHAT HAPPENED? IT WAS FRIDAY AFTERNOON TWELVE SECONDS AGO? WHERE DID THE WEEKEND GO??!! Anyway, how was your weekend? Good? Great? Awesome? I'm guessing awesome. I bet you met a fantastic, sexy lady or gentleman and spent the weekend rollin' in the hay. Orrrr maybe you just laid on the couch watching reruns of …
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Woman Claims Bee Stings Make Her Sex Life Great
We've shared quite a few clips from TLC's newest freak show, My Strange Addiction, since it began its run last year. From the cat-hair eating lunatic to the guy who was sexually attracted to his car, to the dude who got off on drinking his wife's breast milk, we've seen a full range of cringe-worthy, …
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Don't Drink a 20-Year-Old Crystal Pepsi
Like we mentioned yesterday, over at the OBC offices we're working to be more healthy: staying active, eating healthy foods as often as possible, and practicing other healthy habits (and trying to nix the bad ones). Right around lunchtime though, we admit it's tough to stick by our goals. Especially when there's a Wendy's like …
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Worst Tea Commercial Ever
When you think of tea, what do you think of? A cozy night in where you watch Eat, Pray, Love and cry the whole time and then immediately return it so your roommate doesn't know? Or maybe your mornings when you say you're going to stop drinking coffee, but then you realize you are completely …
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Australian Inmates Are Giving Themselves DIY Penis Implants
Prepare yourself for your weekly dose of WTF: according to a report by BuzzFeed, there has been a sharp rise of Australian prisoners arriving at hospitals with strange genital infections resulting from self-performed penile implants. Let me give you a second to set in. Self-performed. Penis. Implants. Ready to move on? Okay. A recent study …
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The Ladies of Manure
Look, I like the environment. Maybe even more that most people. I go to farmers markets and I sometimes buy organic stuff if it's on sale and because I am a stay-at-home blogger, I hardly ever pollute the earth with my car's fumes. Unless it's cold and I need to go to the corner market. …
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Uhhh... Now What?
Well, we um... we made it, huh? Apocalypse hasn't ripped us from our mortal forms and thrown us into a tailspin of misery in purgatory? Well, that's good... Right? Uhhh. I hadn't really planned for this day to actually exist. And now it's our last post before Christmas break... UHHHHHH. Here's Barack Obama signing Deck …
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