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Couple Caught Banging in Park by 25 Bike Cops

Editor's note: Apparently today is STRANGE BIKE NEWS DAY???? Last week, we mentioned how great summer is for hooking up - the weather is warm, the beaches are beautiful, and gettin' yo' public nooky on is more possible than ever. Maybe though, we should have specified that when we said "public" we meant "in a …
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There's a Guy Jacking Off on Bikes in Sweden

Do you remember how last week I mentioned that there seemed to be a WTF shortage in Internet Land? It was a scary thought, because the Internet RUNS on WTF, and if we run out the whole thing could shut down. Welp, there's a guy loose in Sweden who's going around jacking off on bikes, …
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Man Murders Wife By Disabling Airbag

HELLO, EVERYONE, and welcome to our very first edition of "GOOD CHOICE, BAD CHOICE." This week - HOW TO END AN UNHAPPY MARRIAGE. This morning, we met our contestant for "GOOD CHOICE" - Stewart Rahr and his method: getting a divorce, then having an orgy with three women in the back of a limo and …
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NO THANK YOU: Period Blood Art Display

Menstruation. It can be a miserable part of a woman's life, or a relief (I think all sexually-active ladies have had a "oh thank you GOD" moment). It's a part of nature, but that doesn't mean it's not icky. Pee and poop and warts and puss and cysts and acne are ALSO a part of …
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What Cute Thing Is Going to Sneak Out the Door?

How is everyone this fine first Tuesday of June? Did you survive yesterday? I know it must have been rough without me to share all the important interweb-news with you, but hopefully you're still standing (or sitting, or laying on the couch with a bowl of cereal on your tummy like an otter). Let's start …
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Be Careful Out There This Weekend

It's Memorial Day weekend in t-minus 8 hours, so you can bet we're excited to bust out some bathing suits (with a sweatshirt cause it's not THAT hot), head to the shore, and soak in some rays as we greet the unofficial start of summer. What are you doing this weekend? We'll be sharing a …
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Holy Tan Mother of God

I just... and I, um. It's like... This video... is, like... okay I wouldn't say it's... I just- you know? Like, it's 2013, and... I just... would think maybe, um... I don't know. I just... I give up. Watch at your own risk. Embedded media Tanning Mom Music Video -- Quite Possibly the Worst Video …
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WHAT

It's Monday! It's early. I'm tired. Are you tired? Did your weekend go longer than normal because you followed our tips from Friday? Probably not, weekends know your tricks too well. Welp, it's Monday, so we might as well not mourn the past. What we should mourn is any future nice dreams we we were …
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Please Don't Rub Your Junk on Pepperoni and Then Put It Back

Some days, you just feel off. Maybe you ate something weird last night that's not agreeing with your stomach. Or you watched a sad documentary that's put you in a bummer mood. Or maybe you're in the midst of a crazy dry spell and are both horny and depressed at the same time, making masturbation …
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