WTF
Before the day is up, we're going to share a weekend dating advice column for the holiday three-day, but first we thought we'd find something to wake you up on this lovely, leisurely, hot-as-balls Friday. According to MediaTakeOut, some lady decided to superglue the lips of her lady-parts together, and then uploaded a pic of …
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Every Young Man's Battle
Speaking of pornography, and how it might be affecting our ability as mature adults to have healthy, realistic sexual expectations, here's a clip from the Christian film, "Every Young Man's Battle," which takes the whole idea and blows it epically out of proportion by suggesting that any dude who watches porn is going to sink …
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Can You Foodgasm?
"Foodgasm" is a term that you often hear when people are eating something especially delicious. Like this one time my friend made "buffalo cupcakes," which consisted of a corn bread muffin with bleu cheese mashed potato "frosting" and a single buffalo wing on top. I ate like 30 of them and had a mini-"foodgasm" with …
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Sydney Leathers Is Officially The Worst
As you all know, I am not a fan of fame whores. Whether they're men or women, any person who knowingly takes advantage of their connection to a celebrity just to gain fame and fortune is a straight up FAILURE AT LIFE in my book. Currently, one of the most fame-whorey of fame-whores is Sydney …
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Lady Gaga. Naked.
While I was in the forest, sans internet last week, Lady Gaga stripped down to nothin' to help fund some weird Kickstarter . I don't know THAT much about camping, but I'm pretty sure standing in a lake with conical eyeglasses isn't generally part of it. Getting naked in a cabin whilst spooning a giant …
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STD Toys For Sale at Comic Con
Comic Con is in full swing in San Diego, which means the streets are crawling with nerds fans wearing costumes worth more than my rent. 125,000 people are expected to attend the massive convention where stars and fans alike go to check out screenings of new movies, watch panels, and buy exclusive (re: expensive as …
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DO Join OBC. Don't Throw Semen On Passerby
Last week, we talked about how if people would just get on OBC (or hell, one of the hundred of dating sites on the goddang interwebscape) they wouldn't have to resort of unsavory ways of getting laid - like HAVING SEX WITH THE SAME HORSE TWICE. In retrospect, that dude may have had a thing …
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Don't Have Sex With a Horse
There are many, many places to meet someone to get DOWN with. A nightclub. Chili's. A cruise. Craigslist. Your friend's wedding. ONLINEBOOTYCALL, obviously. Any other dating site. One place you SHOULDN'T meet someone to have sex with is in the horse pen of a farm. Because horses are animals, for riding and grooming and in …
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Happy Friday After Fourth of July
HEY! WAKE UP. Get out from underneath that barf-covered American flag t-shirt and have a cup of coffee. It's the FRIDAY AFTER FOURTH OF JULY! Today is not technically a holiday, so we OBC staff are here, bleary-eyed, hungover, and bloated from cramming bun-length wieners in our bodies, BUT TOTALLY READY TO GIVE YOU THE …
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Don't Take Bath Salts This Fourth of July
Tomorrow is America's birthday. It's a wonderful holiday where we can all enjoy the sunshine, spend time with friends and family, and eat all the greasy USA grub that fits in our bellies. Maybe partake in a few extra beers or (if you're in Colorado or Washington) partake of the earth's pleasures and get down …
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