WTF

This story is just TOO MUCH for a Monday morning. Via The Independent: Kenneth Douglas, 60, worked as a morgue attendant in Ohio, USA, between 1976 and 1992, where he committed the sexual crimes against the dead women while working the night shift. He admitted to sexually abusing the cadavers of three women between 1991 …

Time for a hearty spoonful of WTF-riday before we jet off for a week-long vacay. We know you're gonna miss daily posts on hot chicks and weird sex news, so we thought we'd share this shocker (not THIS shocker) so next week, instead of lamenting our being missing, you can make this face and be …

There's a guy in my neighborhood who walks his Pomeranian around in a stroller. At first I thought maybe the poor pup was injured, but he takes the dog out once they arrive to his house and the dog sprints to the door, just as spry as can be. This guy also sits his dog …

One of my favorite things in journalism is that to save space, headlines often omit the word "and" and put a comma or semi-colon in its place. For example, the headline above. Somehow "Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex with ATM and Picnic Bench" just isn't as funny as "Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex …

Happy nachos and tequila day! We're celebrating the Battle of Puebla by wearing sombreros indoors and pretending to be Mexican, but some kids in Sacramento are probably still puking their brains out after some girl they bullied baked them semen and pube filled cupcakes. Via Gawker: A bullied high school girl in Bakersfield, Calif., reportedly …

Yesterday, we shared our 2014 New Years Booty Resolutions. We thought we had the whole span covered, from expanding your horizons to utilizing OBC as your hook-up portal of choice. But then this morning I woke up and saw this story on Metro mag and realized NOPE, there is one more resolution to add to …