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Man Disembowels Girlfriend After She Screams Ex's Name In Bed

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Calling out the wrong name in bed with someone is a big ol' awkward no-no. Disemboweling your partner because they do it, on the other hand, IS MURDER, so ALSO a big no-no. However, that's allegedly what happened between a couple in Florida (of course) recently, according to police. The arrived to a bloody, grisly …
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Blow Up Sex Doll for Virtual Reality

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You've probably heard of Oculus Rift, the badass virtual reality headset that lets you feel like you're inSIDE a video game. And you've probably heard of blow up sex dolls, because we talk about em a LOT. But now, the two have joined forces to create the ultimate futuristic robot sex monster. Via VICE: The …
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You Can Put Your Dead Lover's Ashes in a Dildo

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Happy Cinco de Mayo! We at the San Diego OBC offices have already gotten started with our celebrations (it's called a breafkast margarita and if you haven't had one you're kidding yourself), so here's something weird and creepy and gross to make you feel like you're gonna yack up a bunch of sweet-and-sour. Via Jezebel: …
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Vivid Offers Mama June $1 Million for a Sex Tape

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Because my gagging muscles are making it impossible to speak any words about this story, I'll let HuffPo take the reigns on this one: Vivid Entertainment -- the company that unleashed sex tapes featuring Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Pamela Anderson, as well as a professionally filmed porn video with former "Teen Mom" star Farrah …
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Sex With You - Is This the Worst Song Ever?

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Ugh, it's too early for this. It's too early for terrible, autotuned-to-shit ear-piercing crap music, and yet HERE IT IS, molesting our ears on this cloudy Monday morning, make us wonder why we even got up. Everyone, grab your shoes to throw at welcome Avery, a 20-year-old "musician" from Phoenix who has assaulted us with …
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Couple Gets STUCK Together After Ocean Sex

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Not as fun as it looks. Team OBC is totally on board with a little public hook up. We're talked about it MANY A TIME. Like, a whole lot. But apparently, just as you probably shouldn't get down and dirty in an area packed with CARNIVOROUS WILD ANIMALS, you also might wanna be careful doin' …
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Couple Spends $30k on Sex Dolls for Threesomes

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You know, sometimes we joke that once you settle down in a relationship, your sex becomes less fun and adventurous than it is when you're just casually dating or knockin' out booty calls. But maybe if all relationships were like the one between Dave Hockey and Shawna Bigelow, we'd all find that special someone (maybe …
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The Condom Cookbook

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I remember eating at a Vietnamese pho restaurant recently, and someone at my table ordered spring rolls. I've never been a fan of the cold, slightly slimy texture of spring rolls, and my opinion was definitely not changed by my friend, who said, "I love em. It's like eating vegetables out of a condom." YUCK. …
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Woman Claims She Had a Third Breast Implanted

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We heard about this story last night, and before we even had time to get it out on BCU, before we had time to tell our friends, before we even had time to get a NICE, HARD LOOK AT THE WOMAN IN QUESTION, the story appears to have been proven a hoax. But hey, we'll …
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Man Royally Effs Up The Ice Bucket Challenge

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The Emmy's were last night - did you watch them? Yeah, we didn't either. It's the same thing every year, wrought with terrible jokes and drawn-out acceptance speeches and weird publicity stunts that are kinda-funny, kinda-yikesy. We scoured the web trying to find SOMETHING, ANYTHING from last night's TV award show to share, but aside …
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