WTF

By now you've probably had a long AF Q-tip jammed up your nose for a COVID test, and thought, man that's uncomfortable. But at least you didn't have to get one up your BUTT, right? Here is a demonstration of the new COVID-19 testing methods in Chinese airports. Have you printed your boarding pass yet? …

Remember back when we reported that these "sex toys" could potentially have a security problem? Welp, it happened. Via VICE: A hacker took control of people's internet-connected chastity cages and demanded a ransom to be paid in Bitcoin to unlock it. "Your cock is mine now," the hacker told one of the victims, according to …

Lots of things come to mind when we think of the classic holiday character, The Grinch: green, hairy, angry, crotchety, grumpy, mean, gross, smelly... but one word that doesn't come to mind: sexy. Because EW. Apparently that's exactly the word that Glee star Matthew Morrison was imagining when he was asked to play the Grinch …

If anyone else is out there feeling like their sexual adventures have been seriously dampened by this pesky little pandemic, then let us make your disappointment even worse by showing you how much more fun other species are having as they go about their COVID-less lives. Meet the Shipworm, who according to new video-taped research, …

THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS A REAL THING, EVERYONE. LIFETIME AND KFC HAVE TEAMED UP FOR A ROMANTIC "MINI-MOVIE" STARRING MARIO LOPEZ AND WHHHAHAAAAAAT?!?!??! Via CNET: OK, so it's a mini-movie, just 15 minutes long, and it's really more of an elaborate commercial for the chicken chain. But there's even a trailer that …

While we are all for having fun, consensual fun in any way you deem safe and enjoyable, we'd say that right now, in the midst of a massive spike in COVID-19 cases, PROBABLY isn't the time for a sex party with 80 strangers. And yet, it happened in NYC, and shocker, they in trouble. Via …

It's 2020, we really can't be surprised by anything, I guess - but this one is a doozy. According to CNN, a Taiwanese airline company is teaming up with a travel experience company to launch a campaign to help singles meet while on airlines with no destination except Love City. Via CNN: EVA Airways, one …

It doesn't get much more SMH than this. An East Coast supermarket chain ran an ad recently than had people going "is this a joke?!" but it was not, though it was hilarious. Via TMZ: "Hosting? Plan a super spread." That's the tone-deaf holiday advertisement that's got an East Coast supermarket chain bending over backward …

The third floor promises 'a dream space where you can become friends with actresses from famous adult movies while drinking' We can always count on Japan to bring the WTF news, pandemic or not! This time, it's the opening of an "adult theme park" run by a porn company, Soft on Demand. Via VICE: The …