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File this one under "headlines we never thought we'd read". According to TMZ, the Swedish furniture company was forced to issue a statement after a video surfaced out of China showing a woman pleasuring herself on various pieces of furniture throughout the store - while people shopped around her! Via TMZ: The Swedish furniture company …

Sounds like a porn intro, but in this case it's not hot at ALL. According to a woman's advocate, tenants who aren't able to afford rent due to Coronavirus-related job loss are experiencing a whole lot of offers of leniency from their landlords...if they're willing to sleep with them. Yikes. Via BuzzFeed: One woman, unable …

And you thought Tide Pod Challenge was the dumbest thing people would be doing social media? Think again - apparently guys have been taking to TikTok to dip their testicles in soy sauce after one user claimed that men could "taste" things with their balls. No. Joke. lt started innocently enough. Late last week, TikTok …

Ok, this has nothing to do with dating or celebrities or sex, but it IS hilarious: according to TMZ, Walmart was forced to pull a sweater from their online store when it was realized that the sweater depicted Santa BLOWING LINES OF COCAINE. This is not a joke. Via TMZ: A sweater depicting a crazed …

Reason #454,064 not to get into a relationship... the crazy B you give too much attention might pull a move like this crazy snatch. Via iHeartRadio: What appears to have been an argument takes a complete left turn between an extremely calm yet upset girlfriend and who she claims to be her "boyfriend" but he's …

We've all heard the phrase "hump like bunnies," but it turns out we should be taking a page out of the marsupials book! New research has shown that the sex lives of a small marsupial in the South Pacific are so frenzied, so intense, that frequently the males actually DIE having sex. Via Slate: The …

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There are a lot of fun costumes you could rock this weekend for Halloween. Like, say, Chris Pratt's character from Jurassic World. Or a character from Mad Max, or the Avengers. Or even Nicki Minaj. But let's all agree that if you are not black, YOU DON'T NEED TO PAINT YOURSELF BLACK TO PLAY NICKI …