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Hot or Not: Q-Cup Boobs

Feeling that 2 o'clock feeling? Oh, here, let me wake you up - BOOBS!!!!! How's that for a wake up call? We all love boobs. Whether they are Kate Upton/Christina Hendricks massive or teeny-tiny, they're all great. A celebration of femininity, a soft handful (or more) of pure happiness. However, I'm not exactly sure I …
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This Couple Make Showering Together Look GROSS AF.

Couples showers: one of the most sexy and fun things you can do with a partner! The combination of steam and suds makes for the perfect setting for some morning or evening hanky-panky. Unless you're this couple, who have taken a universally loved sexy activity and made is GROSS and BORING and TERRIBLE. I suppose …
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Ignore the Shutdown and Dance!

Last night at midnight, a government shutdown went into effect, meaning funding to all government run systems is DONEZO. Washington DC is a ghost town and people are asking themselves "what the hell kind of mental disorder do all politicians seem to have and how can I avoid contracting or spreading said disease to my …
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WTFriday: Don't Let Your Friend Tee Off Your Face

It's FRIDAY, the day you've been waiting for since Monday, and the day you'll look forward to when this short, blink-and-you'll-miss-it weekend is over. What are YOU gonna do this weekend? Maybe you'll finally hit up that chick you met last weekend and see if she's interested in a late-summer beach hook up. Or perhaps …
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Man With No Teeth Bites Neighbors Penis Over Loud Xbox

I am fervently anti-video game. Whether it's a dude holed up playing WoW for 36 hours straight or guys reveling in the grotesque violence of Grand Theft Auto, I just don't approve. Plus, it always seems like people can't just play video games at a normal volume. They have to turn it up loud enough …
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Is It Racist? Miss America Is Indian

This weekend, Nina Davuluri of New York was crowned the winner the 2014 Miss America Pageant. As the first Miss America of Indian descent and a practicing Hindu, she was hailed on Twitter as a step forward for equality in America. Well, for the most part: Yep, you read right. Some people were REALLY upset …
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WTFriday: Some Dude Branded His Initials On Girlfriend's Crotch

Sometimes you meet your friend's girlfriend or boyfriend or booty call and think, "damn, that is the whole package!" Maybe she's super funny on top of being hot, or he knows how to cook a five-star dinner and ALSO has amazing skills in the sack. In this case, you might tell that person, "YOU GOTTA …
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Good Morning, Here is a Nightmare To Start Your Day

With all the drama surrounding ex-Disney princess Miley Cyrus, we figured we might as well just stop covering her altogether if we didn't want to go all Daily Mail and have 12 posts a day about her antics. So we ignored her saying she was "f***ed up" and ignored her weird romp with dwarves and …
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Newlywed Pushes Husband Off Cliff

We talk smack on marriage sometimes. What can we say? We like us some casual dating, guiltless hookups, and the freedom to do what we want, when we want... and marriage, well... doesn't really jive with those things. So we're back this month with some top #ReasonsNotToGetMarried, and thought we'd start off with a doozy: …
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Is it Racist? Kid Sent Home For Having Dreads

Here's a little lunchtime nausea-fest for you! According to BuzzFeed, 7-year-old Tiana Parker from Tulsa, Oklahoma, was sent home from her elementary school because she wore dreads in her hair - which broke the school's dress code banning "faddish hairstyles," including afros, dreadlocks, and mohawks. Check out the story from KOKI News: Embedded media So, …
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