WTF
Sometimes you wake up with a creeping self-doubt that really sticks a wrench in your day. You're stressed about money, or relationship stuff, or family strife or health issues, or whatever. Maybe you think, jeez, I am such an idiot, how did I let this happen? It's normal to feel this way, and usually the …
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THIS IS NOT HOW TO USE CONDOMS
Good morning, everyone! How are we this morning? Anyone waking up after a weekend at Coachella, or about to go to sleep for the first time in three days after Coachella? Cool, see you on Wednesday after you sleep it off. It's Monday for the rest of us, though, so even if you DIDN'T spend …
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Richard at Taco Bell
Beyond the fact that a grown man is doing this, beyond the fact that he is in a public eating establishment, and beyond the fact that he is SO TINY, if I had one issue with this video, it's that you should NOT FLIP UPSIDE DOWN after eating the food at Taco Bell! THAT IS …
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This Woman Gets Turned On By Popeye's Chicken
Presented without comment. I'm going to see if I can scrub this image from my brain with a margarita. Have a great hump-day-evening.
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Tennessee Politician Arrested For Masturbating Out His Car Window
After learning yesterday about the Japanese "girlfriend coat," and now this story about a Tennessee politician who exposed himself to women WHILE DRIVING 90 MILES AN HOUR ON THE FREEWAY, I have to wonder why these lonely, horny dudes aren't just joining OBC. They do realize that we have a dating website purely dedicated to …
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The Girlfriend Coat
Legacy embedded media Uh yes, I'll take Japanese Things That Are Incredibly Depressing and Also Slightly Creepy for $400, Alex.
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Fight Over Woman Ends With Man Getting Boot In His Ass... Literally
Here's one I don't think they've had on 1000 Ways To Die - death by receiving a foot up ones ass... and not in the figurative sense. According to Gawker, two men in Russia got into a drunken argument over a woman and it ended in the worst way you could imagine - with one …
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What Are People Jerking Off To These Days?
This interesting story was shared with me while at a bar this weekend with friends. Yeah, that's right, I HAVE FRIENDS, I TOLD YOU SO. The Gawker article was brought up on someone's phone with the introduction of, "I can't believe you haven't seen this, it's RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY." I laughed, but in retrospect …
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Man Sexually Attracted to Balloons
Legacy embedded media You guys, I have a Friday morning confession to make. I know this guy. Okay, I mean, I don't like, know-know Julian, but unlike the many other creeps who've shared their weird obsessions on TLC's My Strange Addiction and other shows, I actually saw a video of this dude on his YouTube …
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World's Oldest TWIN Prostitutes Retire
Good MORNING, everyone! IT'S THURSDAY! We are getting so close to the weekend, I can almost taste it - it tastes like strawberries and freshly baked crescent rolls and just a TOUCH of vodka. Let's start today with a little mood booster, shall we? Like one that will make you feel less slutty? I know …
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