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At Least You're Not This Dumb, Right?

Sometimes you wake up with a creeping self-doubt that really sticks a wrench in your day. You're stressed about money, or relationship stuff, or family strife or health issues, or whatever. Maybe you think, jeez, I am such an idiot, how did I let this happen? It's normal to feel this way, and usually the …
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THIS IS NOT HOW TO USE CONDOMS

Good morning, everyone! How are we this morning? Anyone waking up after a weekend at Coachella, or about to go to sleep for the first time in three days after Coachella? Cool, see you on Wednesday after you sleep it off. It's Monday for the rest of us, though, so even if you DIDN'T spend …
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Richard at Taco Bell

Beyond the fact that a grown man is doing this, beyond the fact that he is in a public eating establishment, and beyond the fact that he is SO TINY, if I had one issue with this video, it's that you should NOT FLIP UPSIDE DOWN after eating the food at Taco Bell! THAT IS …
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Tennessee Politician Arrested For Masturbating Out His Car Window

After learning yesterday about the Japanese "girlfriend coat," and now this story about a Tennessee politician who exposed himself to women WHILE DRIVING 90 MILES AN HOUR ON THE FREEWAY, I have to wonder why these lonely, horny dudes aren't just joining OBC. They do realize that we have a dating website purely dedicated to …
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The Girlfriend Coat

Legacy embedded media Uh yes, I'll take Japanese Things That Are Incredibly Depressing and Also Slightly Creepy for $400, Alex.
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What Are People Jerking Off To These Days?

This interesting story was shared with me while at a bar this weekend with friends. Yeah, that's right, I HAVE FRIENDS, I TOLD YOU SO. The Gawker article was brought up on someone's phone with the introduction of, "I can't believe you haven't seen this, it's RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY." I laughed, but in retrospect …
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Man Sexually Attracted to Balloons

Legacy embedded media You guys, I have a Friday morning confession to make. I know this guy. Okay, I mean, I don't like, know-know Julian, but unlike the many other creeps who've shared their weird obsessions on TLC's My Strange Addiction and other shows, I actually saw a video of this dude on his YouTube …
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World's Oldest TWIN Prostitutes Retire

Good MORNING, everyone! IT'S THURSDAY! We are getting so close to the weekend, I can almost taste it - it tastes like strawberries and freshly baked crescent rolls and just a TOUCH of vodka. Let's start today with a little mood booster, shall we? Like one that will make you feel less slutty? I know …
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