Man Finds Jesus on Tortilla
Well, the best 23 seconds of our day have just happened. It’s all downhill from here, folks.
WTF
The Baby Eagle Snatch Video Heard Round the World
There are many benefits to living in Southern California. For example, this. Also, this, this, and these. However, being three hours behind the east coast means we wake up to a lot of things that have been going on for basically EVER in internet time. Whether it’s concert tickets going on sale or finding out […]
Yoko Ono Covers Firework by Katy Perry
Recently I was reading in Time Magazine (impressive, I know) that Yoko Ono, widow of John Lennon, has a fashion line that could only be described as “confusing,” or perhaps “utterly terrible”, especially considering she attached John Lennon’s name to it BECAUSE SHE IS A HORRIBLE, EVIL, BEATLES-RUINING BITCH in a move that would certainly […]
The Sexxtons – A Mother Daughter Porn Duo
Grab your barf bags and gather ’round, young ones, it’s time for a story to ruin your lunch! In our most recent chapter of RIP IT OFF: A Comprehensive List Detailing Why Florida Should Be Yanked Off Like America’s Hangnail, we have a mother daughter duo, Monica and Jessica. Monica and Jessica like doing your […]
Just Kidding.
I MEAN, COME ON. COME. ON. For more holiday-themed catastrophes, see here and here.
Someone Named Their Baby Hashtag
It’s lunchtime at the OBC offices, so unwrap that PB&J, dump out those Fritos, and pop that Capri Sun baggie. It’s time for a round of “OKAY, MAYBE THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT, THE WORLD IS ENDING NEXT MONTH.” The adorable picture above is a baby that was born recently, apparently to 14 year olds, because […]
BUTT IMPLANT VIDEO FROM YOUR NIGHTMARES
I’m really sorry to do this to you so early in the morning, but sometimes you need a good jolt to the nervous system to get you out of your morning haze. This is certainly that jolt. I’d advise putting down your hot coffee before watching this. Yep, that’s exactly what it looks like. A […]
Extreme Cougar Wives
Oh. My. God. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. Look, okay, I GET that older people have sex. That’s A-OKAY with me. A large majority of our ex-members who have shared their testiMOANials have been older women, […]
Ad For Egyptian Energy Bars: Awful or Awesome?
Well, Thanksgiving is over. How was yours? Did you put back on the 10 pounds you’ve been working so hard to keep off for the past 5 months? In the span of like, 4 days? And now the holiday is over but thinking about working out and eating healthy again sounds like a miserable hellscape […]
Reason 438 Not to Get Married
There were a lot of people upset that Barack Obama won the election last week, thus ensuring another four years with a Democrat as Commander in Chief. Fine, whatever, it was expected. Especially for people who believe he is a Kenyan Muslim who wants to take away everyone’s guns and let men marry Popsicle sticks […]