Google Glasses
And, when you look up “The Future” in the dictionary, you see this. I’m not sure what I’d rather have – Knight Rider PSAs or cyborg technology that will likely cause me to step in front of a bus.
Lifestyle
The Black and Bleu Sandwich Inspired by Rihanna
I wish it didn’t look so tasty. Like a Snooki sex doll and hiding things in your vagina, chalk this one up on the BAD IDEA board. An Atlanta restaurant called Chops and Hops has just pulled a sandwich from their menu that was “inspired” by the abuse riddled relationship of Chris Brown and Rihanna. […]
Monday Morning Bike Parkour
This dreary Monday morning (it’s 50 and raining in San Diego, BOOO), I bring you the heart-stopping cyclist Andrew Dickey, a Parkour connoisseur who is making me choke on my coffee with every stunning stunt he performs. The future mother side of me says “ANDREW MICHAEL DICKEY YOU GET OFF THAT BIKE AND COME INSIDE […]
The Most Awesome Ride Ever
Everyone HANDS UP! HERE COMES THE DROP! Um. I want my money back.
Terrified Man on a Mono Bobsled
I want so badly to feel bad for this guy. He looks so scared, from the second he prepares to go, and for the entirety of the experience, all the way to the end, when he makes a face that screams, “I just sh*t my pants and I don’t even care if you know it.” […]
Mercedes Benz Made an Invisible Car
So, last week I got in my car at around 9 pm to run to Vons and grab some late-night blogging snacks (I like to go with beef jerky and M&Ms, although in a pinch Goldfish crackers will do), when my car started making this absolutely HORRIFIC noise. It sounded like a belt, and it […]
Lebron James Carrying a Purse
I would like to say, “WHAT A DOUCHE, CARRYING THAT TINY PURSE!” I would like to say, “uh, while we’re on the subject, what is with that tight purple shirt?!” I would like to say, “he looks like he’s walking on the catwalk for Not Even Gay Dudes Approve Clothing Co.” But unfortunately, this guy […]
Justin Bieber Got a 2012 Fisker Karma For His Birthday
Those weird birthday feelings I experienced this morning apparently weren’t completely unfounded, as the Birthday Heard Round the World is actually happening today: Second-coming-of-Canadian-Christ Justin Bieber FINALLY 18 years old. According to The Daily Mail, however, his birthday wasn’t rung in with a statistics exam, a misshapen chocolate cake, and a pack of cigarettes (as […]
Hump Day Hottie
I’m in a fantastic mood today! Why? Is it because I caved and bought Cinnamon Toast Crunch this week despite knowing it has the same nutritional value as the box it’s packaged in? Nope! Is it because I got 13 hours of sleep last night due to a minor cold and a major dose of […]
Kate Upton Makes Us All Want Carl’s Jr.
Real quick tangent back to yesterday’s post about my Spirit Airlines/missing luggage/worst Monday morning ever incident: It should also be noted that while on a layover in Las Vegas at 7 am, I was forced to eat a WHOPPER from Burger King for breakfast. At the time, sleepy, hungover, and starving, the burger was like […]