This weekend, SNL alum Chris Rock hosted the show and other than being the WORST EPISODE IN LIKE FOREVER, Chris did a pretty intense monologue making fun of everything from the Freedom Tower to the Boston Bombings. It was scathing, and people are NOT PLEASED. What do you think? Was he spot on or […]
You know, we love Halloween. It’s a great holiday where women can wear whatever they want without being called sluts (literally even NOTHING), and also there’s candy everywhere. But if we’re being honest, our favorite booties aren’t squeezed into costumes to pay over-the-top covers to expensive clubs – they’re just being their booty selves, in […]
We admit, sometimes we think the ladies featured on The Chive are a little… one-note. A little bit, how-you-say, PALE. Basically that site loves it some spray-tanned sorority-lovin’ white chicks, and while we LOVE half-naked Alpha Phis every once in a while, sometimes you need a some flavor. A little diversity. A touch of mocha […]
We love that Halloween, like Coachella, is now SO OVERFLOWING with plump, silky, basically naked butts that it needs two weekends. Two nights of hitting the town just AIN’T ENOUGH – and we’re totally okay with it. The rest of the week we’ll be dedicating posts to some of our favorite butts we spot on […]
Before we spend the rest of the week sharing some of our favorite booty-licious Halloween costumes from around the web and world, Team OBC wanted to remind you that you could be meeting someone in your city right NOW on OnlineBootyCall – be getting laid tonight, and in some crazy cases, get married to your […]
Halloween is this Friday, and we’re super excited to see the nonsense sluttilicious costumes that will be spilling out of nightclubs this weekend (we’ll be sharing our favorite Halloween booties later this week – just you wait). However, before we explore the sexy, let’s check out the awkward and unattractive Jim Carrey rockin’ a pretty […]
Woo WOOOOOO! Y’hear that? It’s the weekend train, coming to pick us up and take us to Weekend Country. What’s on our agenda once we arrive to Weekend Country? Not much, just drinks, nightly booty calls, and mornings spent hitting snooze and sleeping like a baby. But before we bid adieu to the work week […]
Crazy, insane, mind-blowing fact! Did you know (okay seriously, prepare yourself, this is a doozy) that there are people who still wait for marriage to have sex?!!! I KNOWWWWW IT’S CRAZY. To be fair, it’s only 3% of Americans, according to a pro-abstinence website (and we’re like, the most conservative nation ever), but still – […]
It’s Wednesday – the day you’ve been waiting for since, well, last Wednesday. This Hump Day we’re celebrating very literally with the humpty humps of a fun little Instagram page called BootyAnonymous. Hundreds and hundreds of booties on booties of all shapes and sizes and colors, but all glorious! Here are six of our favorites, […]
Once you read ‘Sasha Grey’ in the title of this post, you probably instinctively pulled your pants down, opened an incognito window, and prepared for release, but sadly, you most likely won’t be jerking it to this Machinima video, titled Creepy Text Theatre, in which she and a male partner read some of the lamest, most […]
