What are the requirements of a great music video? Does it need a Rube Goldberg device or dancing on treadmills? Maybe it needs a sexy woman squirting whipped cream out of her tatas. Maybe it should be 10 goddamn minutes long and chock full of ads for products you don’t use. I suppose a good […]
It’s FRIDAY, the day you’ve been waiting for since Monday, and the day you’ll look forward to when this short, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it weekend is over. What are YOU gonna do this weekend? Maybe you’ll finally hit up that chick you met last weekend and see if she’s interested in a late-summer beach hook up. Or perhaps […]
REWIND TO APRIL OF 2012. Miley Ray Cyrus was a 19-year-old beauty dating an equally good lookin’ young adult, Liam Hemsworth, her Last Song co-star and a break-out Hunger Games heartthrob. Everyone thought it was cute. And then, BOOM: THEY GOT ENGAGED. While tweens everywhere squealed in delight at the thought of two of their […]
We’ve talked some mad shit on the Kardashian Klan in the past. To the point where I figured maybe it was time to stop, because everyone has problems, even if they’re rich beyond your wildest dreams and got there mainly for selling a sex tape. When the numerous stories of Lamar Odom and Khloe’s marriage […]
Today is Miley Cyrus day! Later in the day we’ll share our top 5 reasons WE TOLD YOU SO that Miley Cyrus and Liam Neeson Gallagher Hemsworth’s engagement wasn’t gonna work out. We knew it way back when he mistakenly popped the question, and it was proved right yesterday in a confirmed statement from Miley’s […]
There is a lot of crappy stuff happening in the world this week. The horrible results of teenage drinking and cyber bullying are more apparent than ever. Miley Cyrus has called off her engagement (stay tuned for a big I TOLD YOU SO post tomorrow). A mass shooting in Washington, DC is bringing to light […]
How much do I love local news anchor fails? Let me count the ways: one, two, three, four, five, six, a THOUSAND WAYS. Usually, though, the slip ups are pretty tame. I mean, someone said “boner,” and I laughed my ass off. That Canadian lady didn’t realize she was simulating a blow job on air. […]
Since the weather has begun to cool down, and people are busting out their sweaters and jeans, we thought our Hump Day Hottie of the week would be someone wearing the Fall style right – tight jeans, heeled boots, sweaters that show off the pups a bit. But then we spotted these snaps of Irina […]
Alright, not really. This clip is actually just from the first episode of this season of Dancing With the Stars, but I feel as though we should just stop wasting time since Bill Nye, that dude that got you marginally interested in science back through cheesy jokes and terrible puns in the 90s, IS THE […]
There are few bad ideas as bad as eating from a taco shop for lunch. Unfortunately, because I’m a lazy piece of shit for a very legitimate reason I skipped making myself a salad and instead went to the closest cheapest food joint in the ‘hood: a Mexican food spot down the street which I […]
