Disclaimer: your blogger knows less than nothing about basketball. I watched game six of the finals with some friends and was able to yell at the appropriate times and clap and say “FOUL!” but in reality I was just mimicking what the people next to me were doing. It was embarrassing, I’ll admit. So take […]
While we can’t make an official statement until one of the two parents makes an official statement, word on the street is that Kim and Kanye have actually decided to name their newborn daughter NORTH, thus making the child’s legal name “North West.” A source told E! News, “that the girl’s name is North West, […]
We’ve all had an accidental drunken hook up with a friend. Sometimes it goes great, sometimes it ends horribly, sometimes you pretend it never happened and cease eye contact for the rest of your friendship. It just depends. What if you want to hook up with a friend ON PURPOSE? In that case, there are […]
Damn, she REALLY wants us to know she’s obsessed with Lady Gaga and Rihanna grown up, huh? I mean, we all know she’s the “hardest working person you’ll know”, and that she has dat ass, and can SHAKE dat ass, but now, well, we can all tell she’s grown up. SO grown up. They should […]
In case the whole KELLY BROOK TOPLESS thing got you in a too good of a mood and you really feel like killing it with a hearty dose of “EW”, here is a video of Courtney Stodden getting breast implants. Despite claiming that “a knife has never touched this body” (ugh, so creepy), Courtney apparently […]
THIS IS NOT A TEST. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS A HUMP DAY HOTTIE POST, YES, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY IT IS A POST WITH KELLY BROOK TOPLESS. T-O-P-L-E-S-S. I DON’T WANT TO RUIN THIS POST WITH ANYMORE WORDS SO PLEASE CLICK ON THE PHOTO BELOW TO BE REDIRECTED TO PHOTOS OF […]
We all learn things from past relationships. Some of us learn sexy tips to use in bed. Some get a great recipe that everyone loves. Some os us make new friends that stay with us even past the break up. Some of us learn to bash peoples’ faces in when they do something that makes […]
In the all-knowing words of Twitter, SMH.
It’s been too long since we’ve had a nice “NO THANK YOU” post, wherein we find products currently on the market and say “NO THANK YOU” to them. If you’ll recall, the last time we said NO THANK YOU was to J&D’s bacon-flavored condoms, because ew, a thousand times ew. Today, though, we have a […]
This post (and the previous one) is brought to you by your local non-profit very-much-for-profit Kardashian foundation. “Kardashian: Date One And You’ll Always Be a Pseudo-Celebrity.” DUDE! What HAPPENED to Adrienne Bailon? The last time I saw her she was making the poor decision to tattoo her name on Rob Kardashian’s rib cage, but she […]
