When I woke up this morning, I was ready for the day. I was a little sleepy, but I thought you know, we barely have any time on this Earth. You never know when life could be yanked away from you. You can’t predict when a tornado is going to rip through your neighborhood and […]
I just… and I, um. It’s like… This video… is, like… okay I wouldn’t say it’s… I just- you know? Like, it’s 2013, and… I just… would think maybe, um… I don’t know. I just… I give up. Watch at your own risk. Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Tanning Mom Music Video — […]
We’ve all heard the idea that quiet, sheltered girls turn into crazy, sex-loving women. It’s a pretty well-agreed-upon fact that those teenagers tend to “rebel” in the form of boozing, partying, and sexing everyone they meet in college. However, could these students’ high IQ be behind their sexual exploration? According to a new study, it […]
Dating online, like dating offline, is often a numbers game. Sometimes you have to search through a lot of profiles before you spot someone who piques your interest. Sometimes you receive a ton of messages from singles you have no interest in meeting. Sometimes it takes months to set up a date before you feel […]
I’m not normally one to post feel-good, make-your-eyes-water videos. For one – you’re probably at work. There is no reason to set you off crying this early. For two, you can find those EVERYWHERE else on the internet, let’s keep this blog to singles advice and things that make you go “WTF.” However, after yesterday’s […]
mmm. sexy. The porn industry is nothing if not resourceful. They’re always ready to take advantage of new technology and culture to add to their tawdry world, even if it initially wasn’t sexy in the slightest. So OBVIOUSLY, when Google announced the arrival of Google Glass, a headset that beams a small screen to your […]
It’s Monday! It’s early. I’m tired. Are you tired? Did your weekend go longer than normal because you followed our tips from Friday? Probably not, weekends know your tricks too well. Welp, it’s Monday, so we might as well not mourn the past. What we should mourn is any future nice dreams we we were […]
Good afternoon, y’all. The weekend is so close we can almost taste it, but before you put on those hooker heels and start tossing back tequila shots, let us recap what we’ve learned this week, eh? (Do you like how I started southern and ended Canadian? No? Me neither. Let’s move on.) We laughed (and […]
Singles out there know that the 2 day period known as the weekend is never NEARLY long enough. Although the work week seems to drag on like the Earth has actually slowed its rotation, the weekend is over like, 12 minutes after it starts. There are reasons to slow the breakneck speed of the weekend, […]
Some days, you just feel off. Maybe you ate something weird last night that’s not agreeing with your stomach. Or you watched a sad documentary that’s put you in a bummer mood. Or maybe you’re in the midst of a crazy dry spell and are both horny and depressed at the same time, making masturbation […]
