I’ve just realized that I’ve been showcasing a lot of “old” celebrities for our Hump Day Hottie posts recently. Of course by “old” I mean, like, still of child bearing years, but just barely. From Cameron Diaz and Daisy Fuentes to Heidi Klum and Halle Berry, it just seems like maybe the older women are […]
I know what you’re thinking. “How and when can I have phone sex with this sexy seductive piece of man meat?” Dan Brown, who you probably know from his books The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons, apparently wrote a song about phone sex, back in the 90s, long before his books became worldwide sensations […]
There’s a bar in my neighborhood that was supposed to open like, 4 months ago. They keep pushing back the opening date, citing permit issues and blaming everyone but themselves. They’ve gotten so many complaints about their lateness, in fact, that they’ve now resorted to erecting a sign that says “If This Sign is Still […]
It’s Tuesday, so you know what that means! Tacos and margaritas until you pass out or explode! Uh, I mean, TestiMOANial Tuesday, where we share the parting stories of our beloved members who are leaving for greener pastures. But all is not lost, because these members left us with stories of dating success! This week, […]
Sofia Vergara. Shakira. These unbelievably bangin’ hot models that I have never heard of. All of these women have something in common: they’re Colombian. So it makes sense that a recent poll by dating site Miss Travel found that guys believe Colombia has the sexiest women in the world. The dating site, which pairs wealthy […]
Yesterday was Mother’s Day. Did you remember? Did you call your mother, or send her a card? Or did you wake up hungover and then realize at 11 that you totally forgot to do both of those things so you scrambled to call her and promise her that “a really nice gift is in the […]
It’s the second week of May, how is your super slim down going? Have you been eating right? Exercising? Avoiding 2am doughnut runs? Good! By this time in July when this sun is really blazing, you’ll be smokin’ hot too! This week we did a lot of stuff, huh? Here, let us remind you! After […]
One time I was on a road trip to Vegas with some friends when we stopped at a truck stop (for Red Bull, because it’s not a Vegas trip unless you arrive feeling like your heart’s going to explode), where I noticed a plethora of “testosterone enhancing” pills across the check out counter. Each packet […]
HEY-OOOOOH, look at this Friday morning genius! Talk about exemplifying the TGIF attitude with a tough of May slimdown, huh? Look at those moves! Scope out that style! Check out that rhythm! Let’s do this day! (Oh, and no, he doesn’t fall. I was hoping for that too.)
