I come across photos of Jessica Alba on gossip sites DAILY. The woman is constantly being photographed for her fantastic style and pretty hair, but the lack of juicy body shots has been super disappointing since she had her two children, Honor and Haven. Luckily, that dry spell was just doused in a warm current […]
After learning yesterday about the Japanese “girlfriend coat,” and now this story about a Tennessee politician who exposed himself to women WHILE DRIVING 90 MILES AN HOUR ON THE FREEWAY, I have to wonder why these lonely, horny dudes aren’t just joining OBC. They do realize that we have a dating website purely dedicated to […]
IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF EVERYONE’S FAVORITE GAME: IS IT RACIST? In case you hadn’t heard, Brad Paisley (along with his pal LL Cool J) released a song called “Accidental Racist,” in which each of them basically said they were sorry to each other for, y’know, um… “accidental racism.” So, like, if the song […]
We’ve discussed the Big Size question several times. Like, seriously, a lot of times. And basically, our answer to “does size matter” has every time been, “not REALLY.” There are of course the extremes – most ladies would prefer not to be RIPPED IN HALF, but would also prefer something more than a pinto bean. […]
Uh yes, I’ll take Japanese Things That Are Incredibly Depressing and Also Slightly Creepy for $400, Alex.
Sorry for the absence yesterday, readers! A Monday can only be made MORE Monday-ful with a day in the hospital, amirite? Oh well, nothing 16 to 20 hours of sleeping can’t solve (except AIDS, I guess). Let’s start today with something pleasant, shall we? Perhaps with some NCAA basketball awesomeness? I haven’t been paying much […]
We’ve been real bad at keeping up on our weekly recap posts, and we admit – there’s no excuse. Fridays come and we’re cramming in the last few tasks we blew off all week and suddenly it’s 5 o’clock and turning off the laptop is the only thing on our minds. NOT THIS WEEK, THOUGH! […]
Some people have nicknames for their genitals. I personally think it’s strange and makes me feel like your junk is a different entity that lives in your pants. And that creeps me out. However, I gotta give credit to Rosario Dawson for her, um, rather CREATIVE name for her nether regions: THE GENERAL. In an […]
Here’s one I don’t think they’ve had on 1000 Ways To Die – death by receiving a foot up ones ass… and not in the figurative sense. According to Gawker, two men in Russia got into a drunken argument over a woman and it ended in the worst way you could imagine – with one […]
We have a complicated relationship with hip-hop artist Chris Brown. On one hand, we can’t stand him, but on the other hand, um… no I guess it’s not that complicated. However, in our mission to make 2013 the year of positivity and non-judgement, we’ve tried to steer away from stories about one of the most […]
