Good morning, sunshine! Here we are, lookin’ at Tuesday straight in the face and laughing and saying, “no YOU SHUT UP.” Today we strap on our big boy boots and roundhouse kick Tuesday in the chin. We say, “I’ve had six cups of coffee and an acai bowl instead of a breakfast burrito so I’m […]
Today was a slow news day. Yes, Lindsay Lohan is officially going back to rehab, and yeah, The Kardashians are smelling each others’ vaginas on TV, but that’s about as shocking as warm cottage cheese. One interesting tidbit of sports/celebrity gossip, though, is that world-famous golfer and even-more-than-world-famous cheater Tiger Woods is officially dating Olympic […]
This interesting story was shared with me while at a bar this weekend with friends. Yeah, that’s right, I HAVE FRIENDS, I TOLD YOU SO. The Gawker article was brought up on someone’s phone with the introduction of, “I can’t believe you haven’t seen this, it’s RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.” I laughed, but in retrospect […]
Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. L.A. Weatherman PRANKED on Live TV — ‘Happy Birthday Hugh Janus’ – Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Oh MAN. Good morning, everyone. I can already tell it’s gonna be a good week.
This week sure was a little Twilight Zone-y, huh? Along with the time change there’s always the feeling that something isn’t quite right. “Are you SURE it’s time to wake up? It seems like the middle of the night.” “WAIT, IT’S DINNER TIME? I JUST ATE LUNCH!” This weekend though, should be awesome. Take advantage […]
There are many celebrities in the world whose sex tapes we would absolutely KILL to see. Like Olivia Wilde and her fiance, Jason Sudeikis. Sure, he’s not the rock-hard Mr. USA, but she’s gorgeous, and claims they have sex “like marathon runners.” I’d pay to see that. I’d also probably shell out a few pennies […]
You guys, I have a Friday morning confession to make. I know this guy. Okay, I mean, I don’t like, know-know Julian, but unlike the many other creeps who’ve shared their weird obsessions on TLC’s My Strange Addiction and other shows, I actually saw a video of this dude on his YouTube channel like, 4 […]
Just when I thought that maybe we’re all dummies – the good guys and the bad guys both, someone came around to show me that no, criminals are stil the dumbest. Meet Bratton Hale Cook III of Tennessee (man those southern states like their name lineages huh?), who got wasted at a restaurant, fell asleep […]
Turns out, it’s not just criminals that are idiots, the cops are too! According to Orlando Sentinel (of course this happened in Florida. OF COURSE), a Port St. Lucie police officer has been officially fired after his superiors learned he’d had a booty call, while on duty, with the wife of an inmate in the […]
Good MORNING, everyone! IT’S THURSDAY! We are getting so close to the weekend, I can almost taste it – it tastes like strawberries and freshly baked crescent rolls and just a TOUCH of vodka. Let’s start today with a little mood booster, shall we? Like one that will make you feel less slutty? I know […]
