Good morning! Rise and shine, folks! No no no, I know the first thing you want to do when you wake up. Don’t do it just yet. HEY. I said PUT IT AWAY. Before you start your morning spank-fest, give this interesting little vid a gander. DUDE. It’s three minutes long. YOU CAN WAIT THREE […]
Let me make it crystal clear that I think the upcoming Harmony Korine movie, Spring Breakers, looks terrible. It looks TERRIBLE! Look at it case you aren’t sure if it’s TERRIBLE: TERRIBLE. That being said, I will see this movie. I will probably see it eight months after it’s released on DVD and happens to […]
This month, we’re workin’ on our fitness. Trying to eat better, exercising, and cutting back on the booze are our three goals, and though I admit I’ve had my share of boozy nights, I’ve stuck to just a few drinks instead of enough to drown a small village. As for exercise, we think it’s important […]
This weekend, Oscar nominee Christoph Waltz hosted SNL, and it was one of the better episodes this season, which isn’t really saying much if we’re honest. But still, at least we got this fun little ditty. “I’m going to listen in your BUTT.” Sexy.
When people see our commercials on the late-night TV circuit, they often think we are a creepy website dedicated to pervy weirdos who can’t get laid. Contrary to all those misguided opinions, our site is actually a place where people can casually chat, date, and get to know each other, without promising marriage or throwing […]
We all know that sex without a condom feels better. We’re not dumb. When we talk about safe sex, we know that adding a layer of latex to sexual intercourse is like adding one too many cucumbers to an already perfect sandwich (can you tell it’s lunch time?). It’s not going to RUIN the sandwich, […]
How was everyone’s long weekend? Great? Not so great? Full of fun adventures or just lots of errand running? Did you meet a new potential booty call? Did you try foie gras for the first time? Did you FORGET it was a long weekend until you checked your calendar Sunday night, and then got SO […]
We’re pretty stoked that Valentine’s Day is over. For one – I swiped about 20 pounds of chocolate at 75% off this morning, just because the wrappers were pink and red. For two – I can go out to dinner tonight without being crammed between a couple that won’t stop making out and a couple […]
You are doing God’s work, son. I could do without the flashing hat, but… whatever. Keep on keepin’ on.
Mmmm. What a glorious way to wake up on a Friday morning. It’s 70 degrees in San Diego, did you know that? How do you feel about that, Saskatoon, Canada? Well, if it makes you feel better, you gave us the wonderful, timeless gift of a local news anchor sexual innuendo gaffe. Any old reader […]
