Sometimes you wake up in the morning, and look in the mirror and think “ugh,” and then your day just tumbles into a miserable dump from there. You stub your toe on the coffee table (who thought it was a good idea to put hardwood in a place where you have your feet ALL THE […]
It’s the Tuesday before Valentine’s Day, and we at OBC got in the sappy spirit by going through some of our favorite testiMOANials from the past year – the ones that make us feel all warm and gooey inside. Like a Samoa Girl Scout cookie (can you tell we have the mid-day munchies?). Whether our […]
I’ve admitted several times that I don’t really understand the rules behind basketball. I know you have to get the ball in the basket, and I know you can’t “double dribble,” but honestly other than that it just looks like a bunch of people avoiding each other in a mall during Black Friday trying to […]
Valentine’s Day is but 3 days away, which means hordes of impressionable men and women are hastily making reservations at restaurants and shelling out ungodly sums of money for chocolate, wine, and jewelry, all because some saint married soldiers during the Roman Empire or something. We at OBC would rather spend our Valentine’s Day eating […]
Justin Bieber hosted SNL this Saturday, and surprisingly was not a horrible annoying androgynous mess (well, he was androgynous but we can’t have it all). He excelled in the weirdly awesome BLICE sketch, but we especially liked this body double skit, where SNL quietly made fun of how ridiculous The Biebs really is. It was […]
Have you heard the news about the two Phelps daughters who left the Westboro Baptist Church? Megan and Grace Phelps, offspring of matriarch Shirley and granddaughters of founder Fred, have come forward about their decision to finally separate themselves from the hate-spewing nutjobs behind GodHatesFags.com (I won’t link to it… no need to give them […]
I’d like to think a good majority of us celebrity gossipers aren’t totally stupid. We know that The Bachelor is about auditioning women for The Bachelorette. We know that Honey Boo Boo is a horrible abuse of an uneducated and underprivileged family for the entertainment of the middle class. And we know that a beautiful […]
QUICKLY – SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD AND THEN SOME MORE SO HE CAN CREATE ONE OF THESE FOR EVERY WOMAN ON THE PLANET. HE IS THE HERO WE WANT AND NEED. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG!!!!!!
In a world where we are constantly surrounded by sex (like, seriously – even during burger commercials), it’s hard to believe that people would really need something extra to get their blood pumping south of the border. However, we’re also a world full of lazy, overweight humans who would rather take 20 pills a day […]
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is probably one of the most famous smart dudes of our time. Between him and Bill Nye, millions of children have gained an interest in science that would have normally would have been put towards killing hookers and stealing cars. However, smart as he is, I probably wouldn’t consider him a sex-symbol. […]
