We at OBC are packing up for the long holiday weekend, but wanted to stop by and wish you and your loved ones a fantastic Thanksgiving. This weekend, be sure to give thanks for everything you have: friends, family, a home, a computer that keeps breaking and the store says your warranty doesn’t cover battery […]
…And I WILL be watching it. Simply amazing.
I always hate when I see something awesome and then it turns out it’s not even real. Like with concept cars and clocks that looks super awesome but turn out to not actually exist even though you WANT ONE SO BAD. So after watching this fantastic Durex ad and finding out it was just a […]
It’s almost here, you guys. The day we’ve all been waiting for. That’s right: December 21, 2012, The Mayan Predicted End Of the World. The day when, in my imagination, the sun blows up, leaving the Earth a veritable, frozen wasteland full of slowly dying human beings being over-taken by cold-blooded reptiles eating their stomachs […]
Dear Floridians, How are you doing? Thanksgiving week going well? Do you have the whole week off or just a couple days? Is the weather Thanksgiving-y or still hot? I’m guessing still hot, cause it seems like it’s always hot! The tropics, huh? Haha! Hey, on that note, is it possible that all this warm […]
It’s up to you. I don’t know, my heart says “best,” by my ears say “Dad, stop, please, all my friends are watching and you’re totally embarrassing me.”
Thanksgiving is officially 3 days away, and if you’re anything like me you’re prepping both your body AND your soul, by consuming meals double your normal intake to stretch your stomach and pointing out all your flaws in the mirror so you’ll be prepared for when your mother has her third glass of wine. The […]
McKayla Maroney met with the POTUS. She wasn’t impressed, and neither was he. [Flickr] Speaking of unimpressed, Mitt Romney and his wife were spotted watching Twilight together this weekend. Oh how the mighty have fallen. [Politico] Hostess closed and people were sad. Especially the workers, whose pensions were dissolved cause the Hostess Corp is EVIL […]
GOOD MOOOOORNING, VIETNA-MONDAY! That joke isn’t funny. I’m sorry. I had a long weekend of not taking my own advice. Pretend that never happened. Let’s get this WTF-party started! This new ad from Marc Jacobs, purveyor of delicious smelling perfumes and TO DIE FOR PURSES, SERIOUSLY UUNNNNGH, has come out with a new ad for […]
This makes me feel better. At least I can know, even if I’m not chillin’ on a plane sippin’ cognac with Rihanna, at LEAST I DON’T HAVE SEVERAL HUMAN CENTIPEDE TATTOOS ON MY ASS. In case you’ve been living under a rock, Human Centipede is the 2009 film about a mad scientist who sutures three […]
