Sometimes Friday just needs a nice healthy dose of anger to get your weekend started, and this week’s is from our good friends Mittens McMoneybags (aka Mitt Romney), the Republican nominee for President, who decided that his most recent rally in Michigan was the perfect place to remind people of the totally absurd and vaguely-racist […]
Oh, good. Not creepy at all. Advice to anyone who may be considering setting up a Sleeping Beauty art installation in order to meet your soul mate: people who are willing to kiss you while you fake being asleep might also be the type to ACTUALLY RAPE YOU. Stick to OBC or some other dating […]
And this, kids, is why you don’t do drugs. According to TMZ, Lance Armstrong has officially been stripped of each of his seven Tour De France wins for allegedly using steroids during his time in the sport. The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency finally made the announcement this morning after months of deliberation, finally deciding that Armstrong […]
You guys, summer is coming to a close. I feel like it was just yesterday that I was like, “WILL SUMMER EVER COME GOOD GOD,” and now, POOF, we’re in the second half of August and I can see the freezing death of winter on the horizon. UGHHHHH. It’s Friday, though, so I suppose it’s […]
Reason #41,990 not to get married: you might turn into an alcoholic. Okay, okay, that might be a bit of an exaggeration. But according to a new study, women are more likely to up their intake of booze after they get married, while their husbands actually drink less! The study, performed by Corinne Reczek of […]
I don’t think Toyota has ever been labeled a “sexy” car company. “Practical,” yes. “Efficient and sensible,” sure. “Economical and eco-friendly,” even. But never have I heard someone say, “sweet baby Jesus that Yaris is pure SEX.” However, in Japan (where Toyota was founded), they must have a different vision of Toyota vehicles. Namely that […]
This is a painful, difficult Hump Day Hottie post to write. Not because we don’t love Vanessa Hudgens: the feisty little Latina definitely gets our blood pumping. Not because there was any one else to choose from (this week was scarce in terms of applicants). Not even because I ran into a cactus plant yesterday […]
File this under “a study that should never have happened because now a bunch of dummies are gonna get chlamydia.” According to study by researchers at SUNY Albany, women who partake in unprotected sex (or ORAL SEX, WHY COULDN’T THEY HAVE TITLED IT THAT) are often happier than their peers who do not. The researchers […]
As a teen, I remember being infatuated with Prince William. He had those royally good looks and was constantly doing charity work and helping with the British army. I imagined someday marrying him and being a princess and it would be awesome. And then he started balding. Like, real bad. Like this bad. So eyes […]
Some days are better than others. Sometimes, you wake up without the alarm, and you have just exactly enough cereal and milk, and your coffee comes out way better than usually and even though you just woke up, you don’t look like a zombie hockey player. Other days, you get food poisoning and then when […]
