Good MOOOORNING, campers! How you doin’ this morning? Welcome back to the working week, where everything smells like microwaved salmon and your back hurts all the time for no reason. Let’s start this week off right with a fun remix video featuring ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith, who DOES NOT like when people are SO […]
Alright, ALRIGHT, LOOK. I know that in the past I’ve sounded like a huge wuss, declaring my hatred for daredevil rides like the Aqualoop and the Human Slingshot and the other human slingshot and the Nevis swing. I am aware that you’ve probably imagined me looking like Cartman on the World of Warcraft episode, scared […]
(zombie eyes and blood added for effect) As I know from watching way too many episodes of Law and Order as a kid, there is something called “copycat crimes,” where enterprising criminals copy the manner and style of high profile crimes, for either fame, or to keep the blame off themselves (thanks, Detective Mike Logan). […]
After 5 games, Lebron has done it again, and the Heat have their second NBA title! The Miami team, lead by Lebron James, Chris Bosh, and Dwyane Wade, ended the series against the Oklahoma City Thunder with a 121 – 106 win last night at American Airlines Arena. Unlike the Heat, who spent the seconds […]
Prepare yourself for a bit of gross, creepy, and obnoxious news: according to PerezHilton, Kris Humphries is claiming that Kim Kardashian’s infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J was her mother, Kris’ idea, and that she even required two takes, because the first “wasn’t pretty enough.” This news comes as reports fly that Kris’ new […]
After several weeks of male #SOTS nominees, I thought it might be time to give the ladies a little recognition, and there’s no better choice than this video and song from a group called the OMG Girlz, for their song Gucci This Gucci That. I’ll admit, when I first heard the name of the song, […]
Now here’s a REAL bummer… despite never marrying throughout their 14 year relationship, reports say that Johnny Depp, star of dozens of hit movies including the recent The Rum Diary, will pay out a whopping $156 million to his soon-to-be-ex, French actress Vanessa Paradis, in order to “keep the split amicable.” According to the Mail […]
Taylor Kitsch and Blake Lively are two of the sexiest stars in Hollywood today, so you might be surprised to hear that Mr. Kitsch did not enjoy their sex scenes in Oliver Stone’s newest action flick, Savages. According to The Daily Mail, he and Blake only knew each other for a couple days when they […]
I haven’t watched American Idol since the Kelly Clarkson days (yeah, the very first season), but even I remember when Miss Carrie Underwood was transformed from Oklahoma girl-next-door to an absolute BOMBSHELL country singer who has done way more for herself than 90% of the “winners” they pump out of that Seacrest-circle-jerk of a show. […]
My internet cynicism may be off the charts right now, assuming that this is all a big joke where we’re supposed to think, “oh those silly, naive Chinese people, don’t even know what a Fleshlight or Pocket Pu**y is. What a sad, poor, dumb life they lead.” I have a feeling the creators of this […]
