Do you ever wake up sometimes, and roll over and see that it’s time to wake up, and think, “GOD I wish I could just lay here in bed all day, alternating sleeping and watching TV, and maybe getting up to pee or have a bowl of cereal, but that’s it.” Today was one of […]
29-year-old Kelsey Smith of (SHOCKER!) Daytona, FL, was so uncontrollable when police brought him in on suspicion of driving under the influence last Tuesday, that they had to hold his head in place for the mugshot, giving us this masterpiece: Doesn’t it look like it should be the cover for a Michael Moore movie about […]
50 Cent sure has seen a bit of bad luck over the years, huh? First he’s shot nine times in 2000, then his movie tanks at the box office, and now his SUV has been hit by a Mack truck in NYC, leaving him in a Queens hospital with injuries to his neck and back. […]
I hate to say it, but I am immediately suspicious of any venue that is required to use hotel elevator music as the background music for their commercial, and of creepy, bald, earring-ed South African dudes smoking cigars. Does that make me racist? Truth be told, a nightclub with the same gorgeous imagery and colors […]
Each week I share a silly sex tip from Cosmopolitan magazine, with my own commentary to highlight WHY it is so ridiculous. Sometimes they just need further explanation, because at first glance they appear to be sexy and sensual tips for spicing up your sex life, but deep down they are BAD IDEAS. Like having […]
Good MOOOORNING, campers! How you doin’ this morning? Welcome back to the working week, where everything smells like microwaved salmon and your back hurts all the time for no reason. Let’s start this week off right with a fun remix video featuring ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith, who DOES NOT like when people are SO […]
Alright, ALRIGHT, LOOK. I know that in the past I’ve sounded like a huge wuss, declaring my hatred for daredevil rides like the Aqualoop and the Human Slingshot and the other human slingshot and the Nevis swing. I am aware that you’ve probably imagined me looking like Cartman on the World of Warcraft episode, scared […]
(zombie eyes and blood added for effect) As I know from watching way too many episodes of Law and Order as a kid, there is something called “copycat crimes,” where enterprising criminals copy the manner and style of high profile crimes, for either fame, or to keep the blame off themselves (thanks, Detective Mike Logan). […]
After 5 games, Lebron has done it again, and the Heat have their second NBA title! The Miami team, lead by Lebron James, Chris Bosh, and Dwyane Wade, ended the series against the Oklahoma City Thunder with a 121 – 106 win last night at American Airlines Arena. Unlike the Heat, who spent the seconds […]
Prepare yourself for a bit of gross, creepy, and obnoxious news: according to PerezHilton, Kris Humphries is claiming that Kim Kardashian’s infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J was her mother, Kris’ idea, and that she even required two takes, because the first “wasn’t pretty enough.” This news comes as reports fly that Kris’ new […]
