Possible reasons that a face that used to look like this has transformed into that: 1. She’s fulfilling her dream of becoming a panther. 2. In solidarity with Macauley Culkin’s character in My Girl, she got stung by 1,000 bees. 3. Trying out a new beauty routine, she’s been hanging upside down for the past […]
SPEAKING OF CHICAGO, I apparently made a huge faux pas on my vacation by not visiting a local legend called The Weiner Circle, a hot dog stand that is infamously rude. Like, scary rude. Like, I’m not sure a hot dog is worth that kind of humiliation rude. Conan O’Brien (who was in Chicago at […]
The NBA Finals are in full swing, with the Heat and Thunder at one win apiece, and everyone is wondering who will be the standout star for the series. I didn’t get to see much b-ball while on mini-vacay (poor Chicagoans are Bulls fans), but it appears Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, and Russell Westbrook have […]
Sure, it might just be a commercial for waterproof watches. But I’m sure there is some coked-up promoter in Queens who saw this commercial and is currently looking up the liability laws for people drowning in the middle of a Trey Songz hump fest. So, would you?
After the delight that was seeing Chris Brown get his comeuppance this morning, I was extraordinarily BUMMED when I returned to web hunting to find that weird, creepy, awful human being Nadya Suleman (aka Octomom) had filmed a self-pleasure pornography and that the first screencaps from the vid had been released. It’s like watching a […]
I just returned from a lovely two-day vacation to Chicago, so sorry for the lack of posts the last two days. I was busy having cocktails at the top of Trump tower and eating hotdogs at Wrigley Field and sunbathing on Lake Michigan and pretty much planning my move to Chicago. Seriously, that city is […]
You’ll remember recently when we shared that Queen of the 90s Jenny McCarthy would be baring it for Playboy on her 40th birthday. However, a new quote from the actress/model totally lessens the appeal. When asked recently if she plans to bare it all, McCarthy, 39, answered without hesitation. “What’s everything?” she said with a […]
Have you ever tried camping sex? It’s quite possibly one of the most fun, exciting types of hook ups one can imagine. Something about being in the great outdoors and enjoying nature’s best gift to mankind is exhilarating in a way I bet is only beat by skydiving and swimming with sharks (neither of which […]
You know, I really don’t have it out for Lindsay Lohan. I feel bad for her lack of childhood, decent parenting, and any semblance of privacy. However, I don’t feel bad for the fact that she is apparently incapable of learning from her mistakes. And although she claims this most recent disaster was “not her […]
Just as I felt with Krispy Kreme’s awesome, dippy-nose filled single, “The Baddest,” and the creepy Justin Bieber fan video, I’m assuming this is fake. I just don’t know how a young person is this age of cyber-bullying would seriously film this and put it on the internet, knowing that they would likely be ridiculed […]
