Alright, booty callers. Important talk we need to have here. We have long discussed the benefits of booty calls. Less responsibility, more fun, more independence, and of course awesome, spontaneous sex. However, it looks like there when it comes to getting your lady or gent in the mood, there is nothing better than a good […]
img via eurweb Poor Kris Humphries. He just can’t catch a break! First he gets dumped after only 72 days of marriage by She Who Sold Her Soul For Fame Kim Kardashian, and now his most recent fling (who, sweet Jesus, looks a hell of a lot like Kim), is going to the press and […]
As the Spring slowly turns to summer, I have become convinced that this year has some of the longest days of all time. I took my pup on a walk last night at 9pm, and there was STILL a bit of light on the horizon. That’s weird, right? I mean, I know summer days are […]
COME ON, Michelle! Start going all the way down!
It’s Thursday! Which means tomorrow is Friday! Which means the weekend is almost here, so clubs, here I come. This week’s #SOTS might not be blasting from the subs at your dance party this weekend, but I know I’ll be jamming this song every time I need a little inspiration. RIP Mr. Rogers. May your […]
It’s up to you, friends.
I’ve never really understood the reasoning behind beauty pageants. Yes, the women are beautiful, and they’re good at walking and waving and wearing a bathing suit at the same time, and every once in a while you get a gem like Miss Teen South Carolina who is such an idiot you can FEEL yourself losing […]
Sometimes I wonder what scientists think about for when they’re sitting in their labs, brainstorming things to study. It’s gotta be hard to decide to research boring stuff like the life-cycle of the common housefly, when you could instead research that men can’t learn from hot women. Especially because most of the world cares WAY […]
Oh Miley. Always doin’ thangs that make the public scratch thur head cuz they just don’t ding dong get it. Like the time you smoked salvia and the video was uploaded to the internets. Or the time you ate a penis cake at your birthday party. Or the multiple times your side boob has made […]
If this is a parody, then A+, boys. You have successfully made fun of every boy band ever and I love it and it’s amazing. If you’re serious, though, and I kind of think they’re serious, then HAHAHAHAHAHA.
