The Hoff’s Anti-Marijuana Commercial
If you look in the dictionary under 1980’s, I believe this is what comes up.
Hump Day Hotties: Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel
What’s that, you ask? Do you get a DOUBLE WHAMMY of supermodel sexy in this week’s Hump Day Hotties post? Why yes, my friend. Yes you do. This week we have two women whose job it is to wear lingerie. So as you might have guessed, they are about as perfect as human beings could […]
Planned Parenthood Turns Down Donation From Tucker Max
I remember when I first got my hands on a copy of Tucker Max’s controversial book, “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.” I had heard that it was a hilariously honest, if not politically-incorrect look at the world of dating for a guy who can get any girl, and thought hey – why not […]
Which is More Awesome: COOL SPORTS MOVE EDITION
Fun fact about me: I was a gymnast for ten years! Funnier fact about me: I was pretty bad, although I DID win the floor exercise for my age group at Nationals one year. Needless to say, now that my daily life consists of sitting in front of a computer and worrying about carpal tunnel […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
DEAR GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT’S ALREADY APRIL?!?!?!? I’m starting to get nervous that I won’t get everything done that’s on my End Of The World Bucket List. I haven’t finished planting my vegetable garden yet, and I still have to yet to meet and seduce Ryan Gosling. I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER. There […]
Mega Millions Winner Cheats Co-Workers Out of Winnings
Well, THIS was bound to happen – according to RadarOnline, one of the winners of this weekend’s MegaMillions lottery (the biggest amount for a lottery of all time) is coming under heat from her co-workers at McDonald’s, because they claim they all chipped in for the ticket that won the big bucks ($218 million dollars!). […]
Is it Racist? Trayvon Martin Edition
The recent Trayvon Martin story has been confusing, heart-breaking, and at times infuriating. Whichever side you take, it’s clear that the loss of a young man is a tragedy, and that the justice system should investigate the story to the full extent of the law. However, when a group decides to go so far as […]
WTF is This Kate Upton DirectTV Ad?
Look, I understand that sex sells. After all, if it weren’t for that fact, this dating site wouldn’t exist. However, there are certain times when advertising companies lose ALL CREATIVITY and instead just throw a hot chick in hardly any clothes in front of a camera and call it a commercial. Recent Sports Illustrated cover […]
Worst Lottery Luck Ever
Did you buy a lottery ticket on Friday? I know I did. Despite the knowledge that the lottery is a “tax on the stupid,” I (and most everyone I knew) threw down a few dollars on the very minuscule chance that I could be a multi-millionaire. Obviously, of course, I didn’t win a dollar, because […]
Happy Monday and Look at This Disgusting Thing
Good morning, happy Monday, welcome to April, blah blah blah, now stop eating your Captain Crunch and prepare your gag reflex for the most disgusting news since that guy dude from Lost married that old woman pretending to be a teenager. According to Reuters, a Chinese tradition has been revealed that brings a whole new […]