I feel as though the creators of such shows as “16 and Pregnant” and “Teen Mom” should be tortured in some way that would lead to them sobbing their apologies to the world for what they’ve done. Unfortunately, my most evil form of torture (watching episodes of Teen Mom on repeat for 72 hours) is […]
Whenever I’m planning the week’s posts for the blog, I tend to mark one as “#TTuesday” to remind me to write the TestiMOANial Tuesday post. However, I realized last night that that could stand for a number of things, including “Taco Tuesday.” Ever heard of it? No? It might be a San Diego thing, for […]
Oh man, what a sad day for Antoine “Hide You Kids” Dodson… he’s about to be dethroned as the internet’s most beloved interviewee. Like Dodson, our new heroin Sweet Brown is concerned, theatrical, and bandana-d. Although the subject of this news story isn’t a rapist, it is an apartment fire and a time-consuming case of […]
I try to keep politics out of this blog as much as possible, because UGH, politics, but sometimes it’s impossible, especially when said politics is SO FREAKING STUPID IT’S PAINFUL. According to ThinkProgress.org, Missouri legislator Donna Lichtenegger recently posted a picture to her Facebook wall dubbed a “Californian to Texan” translation guide. The “chart” (I […]
I know I speak for all of us when I say thank GOD no one did this me as a child. On the other hand, as an adult I can openly and honestly say HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Not that I’m counting or anything, but Coachella Valley Music Festival is exactly 3 days, 13 hours, and 46 minutes away from the writing of this post, and as some might recall from this and this, I am very, very, VERYVERYVERY excited. So you’ll have to excuse me if this week is RIDDLED with posts […]
Alright LOOK. I’m not proud of it, but sometimes I go to the frozen section of the grocery store and I purchase, for consumption, frozen pizzas. I KNOW, I KNOW. It’s disgusting. The idea that a product that is made of bread and meat and vegetables could be frozen for weeks or months and then […]
About this time next week, yours truly will be pulling into the campground at the Coachella Valley Music Festival. For three nights, I (as well as my 20 person posse [yeah, I’m popular, so what]) will party, watch music, and eat disgusting amounts of fried food. All in all, it will be a weekend to […]
Ohhhhhh great, the Kim Kardashian publicity machine is at it again, and this time with the help of the media-magnet Kanye West. Just a day after reports swirled that Kanye and Kim may have hooked up earlier this week, it appears that Kanye is admitting that he may have been a catalyst in the break […]
And, when you look up “The Future” in the dictionary, you see this. I’m not sure what I’d rather have – Knight Rider PSAs or cyborg technology that will likely cause me to step in front of a bus.
