Alicia Silverstone Feeding Her Child Mama Bird Style
ANNNNNNNNND THAT’S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR ME TODAY. Have a great day not having nightmares about this video, everyone!
Top 10 Cities Where Women Value Sex Most
Now THIS is a good survey! According to TheHuffingtonPost, dating site Chemistry.com performed a survey asking 10 million singles whether they thought sex was essential in a relationship. Once all the information was compiled, the dating site, along with biological anthropologist Dr. Helen Fisher, shared the top 10 list of cities where women “strongly agreed” […]
Wasted Girl Tries to Hook Up With a Tree
As a music lover who is just days away from heading out to the desert for the 3-day sh*t show that is the Coachella Valley Music Festival, I have to admit I feel for this girl at Ultra Music Fest. She’s probably out of her mind on several types of drugs and alcohol, has lost […]
Hump Day Hottie: Brooklyn Decker
It’s tough job, combing through pages and pages of beautiful women on magazine covers, trying to find the hottest of the week. It’s really hard. It’s like, come on… how many awesome cleavage shots can one person look at in a day (Answer: one million)? However, I live to toil, and by toil I mean […]
Some Woman Says Jeremy Piven is Bad at Oral Sex
The internet can be a wonderful thing. It can help people share information, keep in contact with friends and family, and meet new people. On the other hand, it is the worst thing that has ever happened to the world ever, because 2 Girls 1 Cup happened, and gossip websites are more powerful than ever, […]
Sleepy Skiing Baby is a Metaphor for Wednesday
It’s only WEDNESDAY? It feels like Friday, December 31st, 2099! That’s how long this week feels for me, anyone else in the same boat? Sometimes, I guess, you need work weeks that feel like centuries because it makes you appreciate your weekends more, instead of staying under a blanket eating a block of cheese and […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
It’s the beginning of Spring, a time when many old-fashioned types would say “love is in the air!” Certainly the movie Bambi, which I can’t even think about without tearing up a little bit (POOR BAMBI’S MOM), showed that the blooming flowers and warmer air promotes feelings of attraction and intrigue. However, we at OBC […]
Brits Claim Getting Married Earlier is Better
There’s a lot we love about the Brits: their accents, their drinking age, their ingenious idea to pair fried fish with french fries… but this is definitely not one of them. According to Jezebel, two separate British writers have taken to their columns to claim that getting married earlier is better, and that remaining single […]
January Jones Eats Her Own Placenta
January Jones is known for many things. Playing the easy-to-hate Betty Draper on the AMC hit Mad Men, crashing her car in a hit and run, having children with secret fathers who may or may not be married, being hated by the child cast of her show are just a few that come to mind. […]
The Black and Bleu Sandwich Inspired by Rihanna
I wish it didn’t look so tasty. Like a Snooki sex doll and hiding things in your vagina, chalk this one up on the BAD IDEA board. An Atlanta restaurant called Chops and Hops has just pulled a sandwich from their menu that was “inspired” by the abuse riddled relationship of Chris Brown and Rihanna. […]