Last night The Golden Globes happened. And that has been our Golden Globes coverage, back to you in the studio, Paul. Rihanna was spotted in Hawaii yesterday, hundreds of miles from the Most Important Day to Celebrities Except the Oscars, enjoying the sand, sun, and some other natural substance that may or may not have […]
Remember a couple years ago when the New Jersey government came forward and said “do not let the cast of The Jersey Shore skew your opinion of this state. We are not all drunk, orange-tinged asshats with no self-respect.” Well, I felt kind of bad for them, although I found it interesting that they didn’t […]
Acceptable uses of booty: a) a hot derriere b) a sexy hook up c) something a pirate collects on the high seas Unacceptable use of the word booty: ANYTHING MICROWAVABLE AND “MOIST” THAT GOES ON YOUR DISGUSTING LONELY FEET. EW. EW EW EW.
Did you think My Super Sweet 16 was an awful show? How about Bridezillas? How do you feel about Jersey Shore? And garish displays of material wealth? If you’re like me, your answer to all those questions can be answered with one word: “BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.” So, if I were to tell you that TLC (of course! […]
I read about this story earlier this week, but ignored it in the same way I try to avoid all reality star “news,” unless it pertains to the “marriage can wait” theme. Khloe Kardashian having a different father than her two sisters doesn’t really have anything to do with, well, anything, so I was going […]
It’s 2012, folks. My iPhone can be used as a remote control, I ate a vegan chocolate chip cookie last night, and I was in a car yesterday that can park itself. Pretty much, things are moving forward. Except Ohio, apparently, the state that is currently locked in a battle regarding a Miss Jamie Hein’s […]
But what do you mean, “a former sex addict and a girl with a Christian upbringing couldn’t make it work”?????
After November’s controversial match between Manny Pacquiao and Juan Manuel Marquez, boxing fans around the world called for a final fight between the Filipino superstar and Floyd Mayweather, the boxer most known for sucker punching Victor Ortiz last year, sucker punching his girlfriend all the time, and awkwardly swaying on Dancing With the Stars for 4 […]
As I’m sure you know, because you are a bipedal species with access to the internet, that hip hop gods Jay-Z and Beyonce gave birth to their first child, a baby girl named Blue Ivy, this weekend at the Lenox Hill Hospital in NYC. Every website was abuzz – trying to figure out the baby’s […]
Vince Schlomi, the Sham-wow-hocking-prostitute-punching infomercial dude is back with a new product you don’t need but will probably buy: The Schticky. According to Vince, it’s like a reusable lint roller that you can use on your dog? I think? Needless to say, it wouldn’t be a Vince commercial without just a smidge of sexual innuendo, […]
