What is Donkey Punch?
No, sir, but you just made my morning!
Two New iPhone Feature Ideas
With all the new technology emerging in the smartphone world, it’s almost impossible to keep up. Swype, Siri, iCloud, and other programs have brought us swiftly into the future of phones, and each new project is more awesome than the next. This morning I came across two NEW ideas in the smartphone world that have […]
Rihanna Smoking a Huge Blunt
Last night The Golden Globes happened. And that has been our Golden Globes coverage, back to you in the studio, Paul. Rihanna was spotted in Hawaii yesterday, hundreds of miles from the Most Important Day to Celebrities Except the Oscars, enjoying the sand, sun, and some other natural substance that may or may not have […]
Marriage in Atlantic City is Easier Than Ever
Remember a couple years ago when the New Jersey government came forward and said “do not let the cast of The Jersey Shore skew your opinion of this state. We are not all drunk, orange-tinged asshats with no self-respect.” Well, I felt kind of bad for them, although I found it interesting that they didn’t […]
Worst Use of the Word Booty Ever
Acceptable uses of booty: a) a hot derriere b) a sexy hook up c) something a pirate collects on the high seas Unacceptable use of the word booty: ANYTHING MICROWAVABLE AND “MOIST” THAT GOES ON YOUR DISGUSTING LONELY FEET. EW. EW EW EW.
My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
Did you think My Super Sweet 16 was an awful show? How about Bridezillas? How do you feel about Jersey Shore? And garish displays of material wealth? If you’re like me, your answer to all those questions can be answered with one word: “BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.” So, if I were to tell you that TLC (of course! […]
Khloe Might Not Be a Kardashian
I read about this story earlier this week, but ignored it in the same way I try to avoid all reality star “news,” unless it pertains to the “marriage can wait” theme. Khloe Kardashian having a different father than her two sisters doesn’t really have anything to do with, well, anything, so I was going […]
Is it Racist?
It’s 2012, folks. My iPhone can be used as a remote control, I ate a vegan chocolate chip cookie last night, and I was in a car yesterday that can park itself. Pretty much, things are moving forward. Except Ohio, apparently, the state that is currently locked in a battle regarding a Miss Jamie Hein’s […]
Russell Brand Takes Off His Wedding Ring in a Video for a Porn Site
But what do you mean, “a former sex addict and a girl with a Christian upbringing couldn’t make it work”?????
Floyd Mayweather Challenges Pacquiao Via Twitter
After November’s controversial match between Manny Pacquiao and Juan Manuel Marquez, boxing fans around the world called for a final fight between the Filipino superstar and Floyd Mayweather, the boxer most known for sucker punching Victor Ortiz last year, sucker punching his girlfriend all the time, and awkwardly swaying on Dancing With the Stars for 4 […]