White Castle Wedding
Because nothing says romance like bite-size burgers that chubby stoners worship, THAT’S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
Top 5 Booty Call News Stories of the Year
2011 was the year of the booty call. It seemed like every psychological magazine and collegiate establishment was trying to figure why young people like casual relationships so much! It probably has much to do with the fact that casual relationships are slowing becoming more acceptable and less looked down upon by society. It probably […]
The Guinness Shoplifter
Stealing is clearly wrong, and stealing from a small grocery store is DEFINITELY wrong, and stealing BOOZE in front of your child is absolutely, 100% wrong, but you gotta give this lady credit… she’s got thighs of steel. Or should we say steal? No, we shouldn’t. Carry on.
Craziest Interception of the Year
Courtesy of the Independence Bowl, this ridiculous pick looks more like something out of a Three Stooges movie then a college level football game between Missouri and North Carolina. It totally deserves a Benny Hill soundtrack, don’t you think?
Sinead O’Connor Divorces (Among Other Things)
This post isn’t actually about the divorce of controversial singer Sinead O’Connor (she once ripped up a picture of the pope on live television) after only 16 days of marriage, but I figured it would be smart to include that detail since we ARE, after all, a blog about waiting for marriage until you’re super […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
With all the crummy celebrity marriages and divorces popping up like acne on the back of America, it’s not surprising that people are steering away from the old-fashioned way of finding a mate and looking for new ways to find love. This week, we have two testimonials… one from the site that’s a little bit […]
Shopping Mall Riot Breaks Out Due to Drake and Weezy Rumors
How was everyone’s weekend? Good? family-filled? Did you put on 15 pounds? I did. But what I definitely didn’t do was hit the halls for the post-Christmas madness. I absolutely refuse to get shoved around and deal with screaming children so so I can save $20 on a Gap sweater that I’ll never wear. And […]
Jason Segal Accidentally Tweets a Booty Call
Stars… they really are just like us! According to PerezHilton, Jason Segal (star of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and The Muppet Movie) made a bit of a boo boo when trying to send out a booty call text to a lady: HE ACCIDENTALLY PUBLIC TWEETED IT. He apparently took it down once he realized his mistake, […]
Dumb Criminal Alert:Man Ties Up Daughter on Facebook
I don’t have kids, but I do have two younger brothers, so I know how absolutely unbearable children can be at times. Sometimes you just want to drive them out to the desert and leave them there while you take a g*ddamn shower in peace without them knocking on the door because they want you […]
Bull Frog Plays Ant Crusher
Sometimes you wake up bright and early in the morning to work and the sun is shining and the birds are singing and you’re just like SHUT THE HELL UP, DON’T YOU KNOW I WAS UP UNTIL 4 WATCHING BREAKING BAD (that SHOW, you guys! MY GOD!)? I’m sure I’m not the only one who, […]