Whenever I hear dubstep, I imagine that the noises are what it sounds like when you drown to death. Just too many sounds at once, like your brain is imploding upon itself. However, that being said, if you’ve ever been to a dubstep party you know that it’s about the most fun party you’ve ever […]
Come on, that hair? And the hats? And the limitless talent that makes the Patriots nearly as unstoppable as the Packers? AND GISELE? AND THOSE HATS? We feel you, kid. He IS the worst.
All hyperbole aside, this is a great headline. I can’t be sure if it beats out this headline, or even if it’s better than this confusing-as-hell gem. But, falling in the ranks of Apple’s innuendo-full knee slapper comes a headline from a Filipino newspaper in California. The question is… disgruntled young intern, or oblivious old […]
From the guys who brought you “Christian Phrases for Penis” comes another hilarious Christwire.org parody video that lists the various ways to talk about that “vile, filthy, sinful” act of anal sex. Take it away, Bryan! (Oh, and if you didn’t already assume so, this is probably NSFW.)
The University of Ottawa recently performed a study of 23 undergraduates (seems like a small sample, eh? Canadian joke!) to see what they thought about the various types of casual relationships that are gaining popularity in today’s society. They categorized the types of relationships as friends with benefits, booty calls, one-night stands, and f***-buddies, and […]
Answer: yes. Hey Gulnare Free Will Baptist Church! 1960 called, they want their rampant backwards racism back. You’ve been borrowing it for way too long.
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Last night’s VS fashion show, as per usual, was chock full of stunning models in various levels of undress, making the boys drool and the ladies jealous with their fantastic bodies and sexy lingerie. With so many different models to ogle, it seems almost impossible to choose the hottest one, doesn’t it? However, we want […]
Last night was the holiest of nights: the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Featuring the sexiest, bustiest, and flirtiest models on the scene today, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is sure to give every guy spank bank material for a week straight, and sure to give every lady new inspiration to hit the gym in […]
QUICK, GENTLEMEN, GRAB YOUR ETHERNET CABLES! According to a study reported by Reuters, using a laptop with a wi-fi connection could be baking your swimmers like a Thanksgiving turkey! The study, performed by Argentinian scientists for Fertility and Sterility medical journal, seems to show that using the internet via a wireless connection could be the […]
