After reading this clearly misogynistic, but also CLEARLY AMAZING ad for a beer glass that holds sixty ounces of beer, I wonder if I should switch professions and write cynical and bitter advertising lines. I think I’d be good at it. Examples: [An ad for a fancy tie] “This tie is not only maroon […]
GET IT? SNAKES ON A PLANE REFERENCE! You know how jokes about movies that are 5 years old are great and always funny, right? They are always funny! HAHA! Wait what? What’s that? Am I in an oddly good mood? Uh, no! Not that I know of! I mean, it’s not like anything exciting is […]
Before today, we would normally agree with the idea that the need for sex is a natural part of life. We’d say that repressing your desires is unhealthy both mentally and physically for human beings who are biologically pre-disposed to want some booty! However, we now realize that statement is false. It’s not a natural […]
Sometimes I think that maybe I’m being a little hard on reality stars. To be fair, I guarantee that if I were in the same situation – offered millions of dollars to act vapid and superficial, I’d probably get sucked in just as easily. However, as a person sitting on a $400 couch in a […]
Oh god. OH GOD NO. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ABOUT MY DAY NORMALLY WITH THIS INFORMATION? IT’S LIKE IF A SCHOOL COUNSELOR CAME IN DURING STORY TIME IN KINDERGARTEN AND SAID “YOUR MOM’S DEAD, BUT FINISH THAT MACARONI PICTURE.” I am shattered. TORN, even. Heartbroken. And now I’m supposed to write for the […]
In what could be the most Obviously Obvious News of the decade, Tastebuds.fm has released a list of “musical turnoffs” that men and women claim are dating dealbreakers, and Nickleback – reigning kings of douchebaggery, top the list. Via Jezebel: The dating site Tastebuds.fm 1,600 users for their biggest “musical turnoff.” Nickelback led the pack, […]
She claims that “things didn’t go as planned,” he claims he is “blindsided,” their pre-nup was about as rock solid as a granite countertop. All those statements are moot in comparison to the fact, on average, TEENAGERS have longer relationships than them.
AHEM: Tebow: (v) to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different. I was personally unaware of this phenomenon, until just now when I was sent this video from last night’s embarrassing game between the Broncos and Lions in which Tebow was sacked an […]
This morning my friend sent me a Facebook message that said, “Do you think E! will have a special called “Kim’s Fairytale Divorce”?” and I laughed because hahaha, that couple is probably going to get divorced. Then I proceeded over to People.com and right there, next to Lindsey Lohan getting her teeth whitened, BOOM: KIM […]
ARE THEY DRESSED UP AS A MOTHER AND TINY CHILD GOING TRICK OR TREATING ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
