She claims that “things didn’t go as planned,” he claims he is “blindsided,” their pre-nup was about as rock solid as a granite countertop. All those statements are moot in comparison to the fact, on average, TEENAGERS have longer relationships than them.
AHEM: Tebow: (v) to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different. I was personally unaware of this phenomenon, until just now when I was sent this video from last night’s embarrassing game between the Broncos and Lions in which Tebow was sacked an […]
This morning my friend sent me a Facebook message that said, “Do you think E! will have a special called “Kim’s Fairytale Divorce”?” and I laughed because hahaha, that couple is probably going to get divorced. Then I proceeded over to People.com and right there, next to Lindsey Lohan getting her teeth whitened, BOOM: KIM […]
ARE THEY DRESSED UP AS A MOTHER AND TINY CHILD GOING TRICK OR TREATING ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Good morning, readers. Let’s have a little chat, shall we? Look, I’m all for ladies dressing scandalously for Halloween. It’s really the only time you can wear a thong, fishnets, and a pair of cat ears and say you’re a “kitten” without people raising eyebrows. In the downtown section of our lovely city Saturday night, […]
Is it a story of a spoiled celebrity finally getting the narcissism beat out of them? Or a tale of Southern racism in full swing? We may never know for sure, although I’d like to believe it’s the former. According to the Superficial, R&B singer Usher stopped by the Little 5 Point Halloween Parade in […]
I know that you were really excited to shock your friends and neighbors and possibly be excommunicated from your township for wearing one of our YIKES costumes of 2011, but honestly, I must concede the “best costume ever” award to this guy: Brilliant. Not only does he meet the “any race but white” adoption requirement […]
No, that wasn’t a typo – Real World: Chicago star Tonya Cooley is suing MTV, its parent company, and two of her fellow castmates for allegedly sexually assaulting her with a toothbrush while she was passed out. According to TMZ, her castmates Kenny Santucci and Evan Starkman “rubbed [a fellow male cast member’s] toothbrush around […]
What is a “yikes” costume, you ask? Simple: it’s anything that will make someone cringe, or look away, or vomit, or slap you. A yikes costume denounces political correctness and says NAY to the normal, acceptable levels of offensiveness. There will be no cat ears on a yikes costumer, no packaged latex mask. There MIGHT […]
I will be headed to Las Vegas, NV in exactly 15 days to watch and report on the Manny Pacquiao vs Juan Manuel Marquez fight at the MGM Grand Hotel. Due to this forthcoming event, one might refer to my diet as “terrifying” or “probably going to kill you.” But hey, if I learned anything […]
