Big Bad Wolf Video – NSFW
BIG BAD WOLF duck sauce from caviar on Vimeo. Uhhhhhhhhhhh…?
Dubstep Dancer is Unreal-Looking
Another contender has entered the ring for the title of “Dancer Most Likely to Give You Vertigo or Convince You That You’re Actually Dreaming,” and his name is, fittingly, “iGlide.” This video below features him dancing to Christina Aguilara, and looking way more graceful than she ever did. He may actually be better than this […]
Drunk Guy Lets 9-Year-Old Son Drive
San Diego, I have learned, has the highest number of DUIs per capita of any city in the ENTIRE UNITED STATES. I blame this on several factors: a horrific lack of public transportation, lack of alcohol education in high school, and urban sprawl so widespread that cab fares are nearly unfathomable as a young adult […]
Lindsay Lohan is Doing Playboy
When you’re an actress whose been caught snorting your weight in cocaine, buying cocaine, being a terrible actress, looking like a bag of cocaine, and doing a ton of cocaine, you might think, hey, maybe I should clean up my act for a bit… show Hollywood and the rest of the world that I’m not […]
Top Ten Most Sexually Healthy Colleges
Throw away your Princeton Review books and college ranking pamphlets, we have a brand new way for you to chose your university this year: Trojan’s top ten list of the most sexually healthy colleges. According to the Huffington Post, The condom connoisseurs evaluated 140 colleges on the basis of sexual health resources — including contraceptive […]
Waffle House Brawl
Let’s meet our cast of characters, shall we? Napoleon McNoshirt: Complete with a little man complex and the desire to show off his tiny baby chest, you can tell this monster is ready to fight! The Only White Guy: Acting so, so white. Camera Guy O’Loudsy: Narrating everything that happens. Literally. Every single thing. Tweedle […]
Rihanna Hits Up a Sex Shop
One time, my “friend” went to this sex shop. She had big plans for the night, so she wandered the aisles and was shocked (SHOCKED!) to realize at the cash register that she had managed to spend $250 at this sex shop. My “friend” couldn’t believe that she’d racked up that kind of bill at […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
This week’s testiMOANials continue the the trend of couples who only intend on having fantastic booty calls, but end up falling in L-O-V-E. It makes us wonder if starting as a booty call is the best way to start a relationship! Maybe courting and going on awkward dates is a thing of the past, and […]
Marco Simoncelli Dies in Crash
Just last week, IndyCar fans were shocked by the death of driver Dan Wheldon when a massive 15-car pileup during a race proved too damaging and killed the young star. Now, just 8 days later, we see another tragic death in racing – and this time it’s motorcyclist Marco Simoncelli. At the MotoGP in Malaysia […]
TSA Screeners Leave Awkward Note
According to blogger Jill Flipovic, a strange and unsavory incident occurred on her last jaunt through security at the airport. No, she wasn’t felt up or forced to strip down, but her belongings basically were… and when a TSA agent came across her “Silver Bullet,” a vibrator from Babeland sex toy company, they seemed to […]