I am warning you – if you own a penis and want to keep your testicles on the outside of your body, YOU SHOULD NOT READ THIS. If you chose to read this, they will likely retract into your body like scared turtles. According to the Smoking Gun and the Wichita, KS police department, a […]
No, I didn’t title this post wrong. I know, you probably thought I meant “psychopathic baby eater and terrorist to get 121 years in prison”. I also didn’t mean “billionaire corporate fat cat that allows sweat shop workers to get 121 years in prison,” although that would make more sense. I meant: celeb phone […]
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. A family of four in Danvers, Massachusetts apparently do NOT have the best sense of direction, as they actually got lost, like, for reals lost, in a corn maze at a place called Connors Farm. And of course, because an embarrassing news story […]
“Hello, Fandango? I would like to take 400 tickets to the midnight showing of The Avengers so that I can see it by myself so no one bothers me and I can eat my popcorn alone WITHOUT PEOPLE STEALING IT in total silence without people yelling “siiiiiick” and other stupid things because seriously that is […]
As a blog that thrives mostly on celebrity sex tapes and calling peoples’ outfits “uggo,” you might be surprised when I say that I think tabloid magazines should be shut down forever and ever and every last one should be incinerated on Mars. But it’s true – while celebrity’s dumb moves (like say, wearing uggo […]
The Googlher from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo. Finally a use for that boring, out-of -date, useless website, “the Google”! After years of questioning what a site like that could POSSIBLY be practical for, we now have our answer. Masturbating! The Googlher was created by FAT Lab’s Randy Sarafan, uses the power of the world wide […]
No, it’s not a video of the hottest moments of sexin’ in horror movies (that’s what I thought too. IMAGINE my disappointment). But it is a video that will get you in the mood – for HALLOWEEN, which is in like, TWO WEEKS. Just a warning, don’t watch this video at midnight in your house […]
Yesterday’s Columbus Day holiday put me in a great mood this morning. I woke up refreshed and alert and excited to start the day and NOT AT ALL Tuesday-ish, which usually involves me grumbling around until my 6th cup of coffee. So I have decided to take a new stance on Tuesdays. Tuesdays can be […]
I keep hearing about this Alexander Skarsgard dude, usually wedged between the words “beautiful,” “amazing,” and “I would literally kill someone for the chance to touch his bare chest.” But honestly, I’ve got no idea who he is. I think I can assume he is an actor, or maybe a musician? Or perhaps a model, […]
Occupy Wall Street, the small call to protest that has become a worldwide phenomenon, just arrived to San Diego this past week. The streets of our downtown district were amazingly filled with citizens looking for a change in the American corporate system. As a a whole, I consider San Diego one of the the most […]
