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Fat Guy Sues White Castle Because He’s Too Fat To Fit in a Booth

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Fat Guy Sues White Castle Because He’s Too Fat To Fit in a Booth

BCU gross, guy sues White Castle because he can't fit into a booth, I hate people, Martin Kessman, White Castle, wtf 0 Comments September 12, 2011

You may only know this because of the dozens of depressing commercials during yesterday’s football games, but Sunday was the tenth anniversary of 9/11 – the day when two terrorist-hijacked planes flew into the World Trade Center, one hit the Pentagon, and another ran into the ground in Pennsylvania. Easily one of the saddest events […]

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Best Magic Trick Ever

BCU funny video, kids, magic tricks, magic tricks gone wrong, tablecloth trip, tricks, weekend warriors 0 Comments September 9, 2011

The weekend is nearly here, guys. Two glorious days full of sun, fun, the first weekend of football, and a joyous lack of responsibility. Hopefully you’ll sign onto OBC and set up a sexy booty call to celebrate your singlehood. However, we must remember that it’s always important to be safe, whether you’re partying at […]

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Style & Wear

Tom Brady for UGGs

BCU Bret Favre, endorsement deals, Football, NFL, Patriots, shoes, style, Tim Tebow, Tom Brady, UGGs, weird 1 Comment September 9, 2011

I am confused. Is there some sort of secret pact among NFL quarterbacks to see who can endorse the most embarrassing product? I mean, it made sense when Brett Favre was the face of Wrangler, because he is 98 and old people love Wranglers, and then Tim Tebow did that anti-abortion thing during the Super […]

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Natural Disaster or Heaven?

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Natural Disaster or Heaven?

BCU blackout, floods, funny pictures, natural disasters, power outage, San Diego big blackout, San Diego Blackout 2011 0 Comments September 9, 2011

So, I don’t know if you heard, and I’m fairly positive that if you aren’t in California then you didn’t hear, but yesterday San Diego County was affected by a 15 hour blackout that left 3 million + customers without power from about 3:30pm until the wee hours of the night. For someone who never […]

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Weatherman Tangled in Bizarre Sex Death

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Weatherman Tangled in Bizarre Sex Death

BCU crime report, Deter WIlliams, man dies in hot tub wearing dog collar, S and M, sex, weatherman caught in strange sex crime, weird news story 0 Comments September 8, 2011

If I had to think of the top five ways that I’d NOT want to be found dead, I’d say that “naked, wearing a dog collar, in a hot tub” would probably be #2, just barely above “with heroin in my butt” but definitely under “on the toilet covered in poop.” Unfortunately for Brett Cummins […]

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Style & Wear

Real Life Marty McFly Shoes

BCU Back to the Future, Back to the Future 4, Marty McFly, Michael J Fox, movies, shoes, style, sweet shoes 0 Comments September 8, 2011

That’s right – Nike is releasing a real life pair of the MAGs, the sweet shoes Marty McFly (played by Michael J. Fox) wore in the hit trilogy, Back to the Future back in the eighties. Somehow, I was not super intrigued by these, until I found out that there are only 1500 pairs of […]

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Japan Shaped Erection: Best Video of the Year?

BCU erection, japan, Japan is crazy, Japan shaped erection, weird, what is this, wtf 0 Comments September 8, 2011

I remember when I realized I was bored with MySpace. It was like, a Tuesday night, and I was browsing through pages really late at night, and opened an acquaintance’s page. Suddenly I was EYE RAPED by multiple sparkly sayings and flashing glitter lights and auto-play videos and an embedded song that I had no […]

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Schweddy Balls Ice Cream is Real

Food & Drink

Schweddy Balls Ice Cream is Real

BCU Ana Gasteyer, Ben and Jerry, Delicious Dish, dessert, funny, ice cream, Molly Shannon, SaturdayNightLive, Schweddy Balls, SNL 0 Comments September 8, 2011

Ah yes, the golden age of Saturday Night Live. Before ex-members of All That turned up every skit, and women were hired (apparently) only for their looks, we had a glorious sketch parodying the awkwardness of NPR talk shows. Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon starred as a hilariously vested duo with awful haircuts who interviewed […]

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Norway Vs US: Sex Edition

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Norway Vs US: Sex Edition

BCU America, Bert Lopez, cops, new Mexico, New Mexico cop caught having sex on car is fired, news, Norway, sex, sex education, Travel, wtf 0 Comments September 7, 2011

I recently watched an episode of Anthony Bourdain’s ‘No Reservations’ show where he talked about “going bamboo,” or vacationing to a country so amazing that you end up staying forever. This usually happens in tropical paradises like Indonesia or Vietnam, but I could see myself “going bamboo” in Norway after seeing these two dueling news […]

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Getting Married Before Age 18 Linked to Psychological Problems

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Getting Married Before Age 18 Linked to Psychological Problems

BCU Casual dating, dating statistics, getting married before 18 leads to mental problems, health statistics, married, news, OnlineBootyCall, science, studies, young marriage 0 Comments September 7, 2011

When I first read the headline for this Time Magazine article, I believed it was saying that those who get married before the age of 18 are probably have some preexisting mental issues, and I was taken aback. I knew that young married couples were probably misinformed and likely very naive, but psychologically unstable? YEESH. […]

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