I hate scary movies. They give me nightmares and make me nervous in my own house and make me wary of every person on the street because apparently just about anyone can be a unkillable murdering psycho-clown and you won’t know it till they’re removing your liver with a circular saw. The only things I […]
I don’t know about you guys, but here in San Diego having cable is like, the WORST. No matter which company you decide to go with, you can really only count on three things – 1) it will suck, 2) it will be overpriced, and 3) when you call to complain for the 600th time […]
The Emmys were last night everyone! Which means some people won awards and some people didn’t, but all in all I’m sure everyone had a great time! Also best dressed and worst dressed and stuff! And also after parties? SURE! Still, though, after all those very exciting things. Everyone on the interwebs can only talk […]
I don’t really like it when awkward people and things become self-aware. It’s like a robot-uprising is about to happen. One minute you’re all laughing at some awkward person behind their back and being entertained by their awkward-person-antics, and then next thing you know they’re making INTENTIONALLY awkward things and you don’t know whether to […]
Real quick question for the Midwest and South: WHAT IS IN THE WATER OVER THERE? Hey – I’m the first to admit that the West coast has its share of people with a screw or two loose, but it seems like every story I read from your neck of the woods involves someone smoking bath […]
If you’re in my generation (that is Generation: Didn’t Have Cell Phones In Junior High But Started Facebook so Suck It), you’ll remember the nights rewinding through Disney movies to see the supposed boners and hear the raunchy whispers and see the word “sex” fly across the screen (note: none of those were true). Or […]
Some days it’s tough to find enough content that’s funny enough, weird enough, or gross enough to keep this blog up to its highest of smut standards. I will meticulously comb through hours of video and pages of celebrity gossip and crime reports, but nothing will stand out as being extraordinarily strange. Other days, I […]
I have come to terms with the fact that the most people who read this blog (or accidentally come across it and close it immediately) are weirdos. Creeps, weirdos, freaks, nutjobs, psychos, and pervs. But it’s fine, because I too am all of those things (especially a creep. I am a HUGE creep). And after […]
Although 2011 has seen the demise of the term fail, it has definitely been the year OF the fail, specifically the “attempting seemingly easy things” fail. See jumping into pool, running, eating, and walking. Here comes another addition to Year of the Basic Fail, with this video of a young goalkeeper who got cocky and […]
Oh god. OH GOD. Please, no. No. NO NO NO NO NO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? I take back what I said earlier. There is no God.
