In a war against establishment and big business and our media-soaked society, I gave up my cable earlier this summer (note: I did it because I was broke). It was tough, I’ll admit. And every time I heard someone mention a hilarious Jersey Shore stupidity or some new episode of “Toddlers and Tiaras” that was […]
This is just sad. Via Deadspin: Boost Mobile signed a huge multiyear sponsorship deal with the WNBA this morning, and it’s not like other American sport sponsorships. Boost won’t just have their name on courtside advertisements or all-star weekend programming. They’ll have their logo plastered on the front of every WNBA jersey, save the two […]
Ah, diplomacy. Nothing says, “let’s begin an international relationship based on mutual respect and fair economic trade” like a bunch of 20-somethings bashing each others’ heads into a basketball court, that’s what I’ve always said.
CBS News released a list of their picks for the top ten promiscuous cities in America, using stats by super-blog OKCupid of who lists “casual-sex” as something they’re looking for. The results may have been a surprise to some, but to us, well – we know there are frisky singles in every […]
Remember yesterday when I said I would probably give up a million dollars if it meant I didn’t have to ride on a terrifying water slide? Remember when I said that? Okay – new scenario. If you said “if you ride this terrifying death spiral ride one time, you DON’T have to do a slip-n-slide […]
I’ll take “bad decisions by an advertising team” for $400,000,000 please, Alex?
For every great story about sex, there’s an equally depressing one that makes us cry into our Jack Daniels, and this is the latter – according to Honey Money: The Power Of Erotic Capital by leading academic Catherine Hakim, nearly a third of British women have low or non-existent sex drives. She claims that despite […]
The headline for this story was too long and complicated to attempt to squeeze into the subject box of this blog, so let me explain why this is the worst murder story ever: According to the Daily Mail, “James Kraig Kahler murdered his entire family when his request for a threesome led his wife to […]
One time there was this episode of The Amazing Race where this girl was too scared to ride this giant vertical drop water slide and caused her team to lose. Her teammate was like, “are you kidding me,” and the reporters who covered the story were like, “are you KIDDING me, a water slide,” and […]
Prepare for a hilarious EFF-YOU to a guy who makes all other shirtless douche bags look like pleasant do-gooders: according to E! News, clothing company Abercrombie and Fitch claims they are willing to pay Jersey Shore star Mike “TheSituation” Sorrentino to not wear their clothes. It’s like a sponsorship, except OPPOSITE. According to the report: […]
