The headline for this story was too long and complicated to attempt to squeeze into the subject box of this blog, so let me explain why this is the worst murder story ever: According to the Daily Mail, “James Kraig Kahler murdered his entire family when his request for a threesome led his wife to […]
One time there was this episode of The Amazing Race where this girl was too scared to ride this giant vertical drop water slide and caused her team to lose. Her teammate was like, “are you kidding me,” and the reporters who covered the story were like, “are you KIDDING me, a water slide,” and […]
Prepare for a hilarious EFF-YOU to a guy who makes all other shirtless douche bags look like pleasant do-gooders: according to E! News, clothing company Abercrombie and Fitch claims they are willing to pay Jersey Shore star Mike “TheSituation” Sorrentino to not wear their clothes. It’s like a sponsorship, except OPPOSITE. According to the report: […]
Here’s my gripe with Spanx, the compression underwear for women that, truth be told, do give the illusion of an hourglass figure even if you don’t actually have one: YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM OFF AT SOME POINT. And what kind of disappointment is a dude (or lady, your choice) going to have when they […]
Have you ever been to San Francisco? Or New York? Or like, any major metropolitan area in the nation? They all have these fantastic methods of public transport so you don’t have to have a car and pay $12,000 a gallon or whatever gas costs these days, unlike San Diego, which has two busses and […]
This week, we have some fun testiMOANials from OBC that should get your fingers itching to visit the Club! We know people are hesitant to try new things, but with testimonials like these, you should be running, NOT walking, to create an account right now! “I met him on this site a few years ago […]
If you don’t recall, the world recoiled in disgust last month when Lost actor Doug Hutchison revealed he had married a 16-year-old aspiring “country music star,” Courtney Stodden However, as time passed, we realized that not only is his teen-bride completely BATSH*T crazy, but definitely does not appear to be 16 at all. My suspicions […]
Now this is a slightly more pleasant case against marriage than our last post – according to the NewsHerald, a Florida man (oh hooray! The Floridian Freaks are out again!) is being charged with attempted murder and felony criminal mischief for driving through the wall of a Waffle House restaurant where his wife was […]
The tagline for Divine Rags, a clothing store in Tennessee, is “Celebrity Certified,” to which I said HAHAHA! OH REALLY? WHAT CELEBRITY? Or should I say, I said that before ACTUALLY watching this commercial. Now, after watching this professionally produced and definitely not creepy at all commercial for Divine Rags, I completely redact my prior […]
On a very un-BCU serious note, death of a loved one is a horrible thing. It’s shocking and painful in a way that no other experience can remotely TOUCH, and to imagine a person purposefully killing themselves is completely unbearable. So when I write this post, keep in mind that this blog is a comedy […]
