If you don’t recall, the world recoiled in disgust last month when Lost actor Doug Hutchison revealed he had married a 16-year-old aspiring “country music star,” Courtney Stodden However, as time passed, we realized that not only is his teen-bride completely BATSH*T crazy, but definitely does not appear to be 16 at all. My suspicions […]
Now this is a slightly more pleasant case against marriage than our last post – according to the NewsHerald, a Florida man (oh hooray! The Floridian Freaks are out again!) is being charged with attempted murder and felony criminal mischief for driving through the wall of a Waffle House restaurant where his wife was […]
The tagline for Divine Rags, a clothing store in Tennessee, is “Celebrity Certified,” to which I said HAHAHA! OH REALLY? WHAT CELEBRITY? Or should I say, I said that before ACTUALLY watching this commercial. Now, after watching this professionally produced and definitely not creepy at all commercial for Divine Rags, I completely redact my prior […]
On a very un-BCU serious note, death of a loved one is a horrible thing. It’s shocking and painful in a way that no other experience can remotely TOUCH, and to imagine a person purposefully killing themselves is completely unbearable. So when I write this post, keep in mind that this blog is a comedy […]
I never really got on the Angry Birds boat. It seems so mindless and stupid. I know that people were like, having gambling addiction interventions over the thing, but honestly it just didn’t seem like all that much fun to me. However, after seeing this funny infographic that shows how the different types of birds […]
Have you ever been to San Francisco? It’s great. I could totally see myself living there if I didn’t already live in the paradise city known as San Diego. However, San Francisco definitely has a higher ratio of weirdos to non-weirdos. Like, I know that everyone is inherently weird in their own way, but I […]
Yo Kanye, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Christina Aguilara has the best on-stage fall of all time.
Remember like, less than three days ago when I told you I hadn’t seen a really decent dumb criminal story in a long time and I thought maybe they were slowly Darwin-ing themselves out of the world? Well, turns out the dummies are SURVIVING, because I just learned that a woman in Pennsylvania is […]
As you read this I am on a jet plane (that, by the way, is NOT showing a movie about orgasms, DUMB) to San Francisco for Outside Lands, a music fest that you will hear all about on Monday. But for now my friends, here is your weekly celeb dose, cause your favorite blogger is […]
No shirt? Check. Potentially life-ending hobby? Check. Rock music? Check. Unintelligible language? Check. Beer logo? Check. Secret jealousy that my life isn’t chill enough to ride a homemade beer-scooter down a road at sunset in Germany? CHECK CHECK CHECK. German or not, this video has everything to be included in the Redneck Video Hall of […]
